Jeremy: Mellow Yellow!
Michael: Blue- anyway I was saying-
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Rich: 13 hour flight with Jake here I come! We'll have a few drinks, get under the blankets and do whatever comes natural~
Jeremy: -_- it's a blanket Rich, not an invisibility cloak
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Jake: I am a pan-tastic person
Jake: non-stick pan
Jake: I'm a pan-da
Jake: Peter Pan
Jake: PanJake
Jake: that one was pancake but you couldn't tell ;)
Rich: OK WE GET IT YOU'RE PAN
Jake: pan-sy
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Jeremy: I'm not cute!
Michael: you're cute
Jeremy: no I'm sexy~
Michael: still cute
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And now some more quotes
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Michael: you could sing anything and it'd sound good
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Michael: I'm still taller than you
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Michael: tell him it's something important and I'm bored
Rich: He thaid-
Jeremy: I can read! It's not important
Michael: tell him please
Rich: He-
Jeremy: tell him no!
Rich: But He thaid it'th imp-
Jeremy: I've read the email it's not important!
Michael: *cat meme*
It wasn't really a cat meme but OK
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Rich wearing heels: I FEEL THO TALL I HATE IT
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Michael: JeReMy StOp CoNfUsInG mE!!!!1!1!!!!!!
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Michael on a lower step: I'm still taller than you
Rich on the next step up: NO YOU'RE NOT
Michael: YES I AM
Rich: I CAN THEE OVER YOUR HEAD
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Rich: I like being small
Rich next month: I hate being small
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Christine: I'm too nice
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Mr Heere: I bought you a new striped shirt!
Jeremy: YEAHHHHHHHH!
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Mr Heere: I got you a new jacket
Jeremy: ...yay...
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Michael: Jeremy my buddy how's it hanging lunch is banging-
Michael: y'know recently I've been thinking about that
Michael: would the sushi and slushy like fuck
Michael: and the straw from the slushy would be like the p-
*just Rich laughing in the background*
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Michael: Jeremy call me
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Mr Heere: I'm too sexy for my pants-
Jeremy: DAD NO-
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Michael: You didn't call me
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Rich: yo man thup let'th catch up-
Rich: thith whole muthical ith jutht cruel to me
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Michael: make sure you call me
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Jeremy: AAGAGAHAGAGAHAGGA MY UKULELE ISN'T TUNED
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Michael: YOU DIDN'T CALL ME
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BMC & DEH One-shots
FanfictionPretty much the title guys. REQUESTS ARE OPEN AND I'LL TRY MY BEST. Main ships: RichJake Boyf Riends Tree Bros Pinkberry Sincerely Three I may do some smut from time to time [special suggestions only though] and possibly some reader x character
