New bff's... kinda (BTS supposed to be a texting fanfic but I'm extra)

2: what?

Lisa95liner:
What?

ThisAgustD:
Your new bff.
I'm pretty great
Hold on, I'm changing
your name

Lisa:
Um, okay?
Then I'm changing
yours

Dick:
What'd you change
mine to?

Lisa:
Wouldn't you like to
know? 😉

Dick:
Lmao true
Anyways, my names Suga

Lisa:
Suga? What kind of a
name is that?
Lmaooooo

Dick:
R00d
fucking child

Lisa:
Child? How old are
you? Huh, CHILD?

Dick:
26

Lisa:
Oof

Dick:
Stop calling me child
and show your oppa some
respect

Lisa:
Waittttt
you don't know how
old I am
I could be 30.

Dick:
You're 24

Lisa:
How'd you-

Dick:
Your username is
lisa95liner
It was pretty obvious

Lisa:
Shit
You right.
Imma just skrt on outta
here.

Dick:
Wait
My friends want to meet you.
Can I put you in our gc?

Lisa:
Whatever

"Honestly, who is this guy?"
I've never met him before but I like him.
And I'm acting really fucking weird

I roll my eyes at myself as I plug in my phone and set it faced-down on the table beside of my king-sized bed.

I sigh.

And suddenly fall asleep.