3: weird strangers

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You've been added to Taelin's Subjects

TaeTae:
But I won the bet!

ExpensiveBOI:
Tae, stfu. I don't care
if you and Kook had
a bet or not. I'm not
letting THAT be our
group chat name

ExpensiveBOI changed the group name to The Idiots I Lead

Sunshine:
Im not one of
those idiots, am I

ExpensiveBOI:
Uh, no?

Sunshine:
Yay!

ExpensiveBOI:
...

TaeTae changed the group name to Taelin's Subjects

ExpensiveBOI:
TAE, WHAT THE
FUCK DID I JUST
SAY TO YOU

TaeTae:
I'm not even sorry

KookieMon:
Hyung, its only fair
i promised him
just let him
have it, please?

Mochi:
Uh, guys?

ExpensiveBOI:
This is stupid

WWHandsome:
Joonie, shut up
We all know the bet
was happening
besides you sooo

Mochi:
Uh...

ExpensiveBOI:
What? You all
knew? Wtf?!?

Mochi:
Sorry but something
more important than
a bet is going on

ExpensiveBOI:
Huh?

Dick:
Lisa's here you
fucktards
Lisa, say hi

Lisa:
Uh, hello~

TaeTae:
Hi! I'm Tae, I'm
the best so be my
friend plz?

Lisa:
Uh...
Sure

Dick:
You'll regret saying
that

Lisa:
Uh, ig im just going
to change your names
as you introduce
yourselves


"Why am I acting like this?"


ExpensiveBOI:
I'm Namjoon, the
leader here

Lisa:
Nice to meet
you 😊

Namjoon:
If they cause you
any trouble or
anything, let me or
Seokjin know

WWHandsome:
That's me btw
Worldwide handsome
😘
Just call me Jin
I'm the oldest

Lisa:
Okay 💜

"A heart. Really Lisa?" I shake my head, laying down with my phone directly above my face.

Jin:
💜

Sunshine:
I'm your hope~
Jhopeeeee
Or Hoseok
Or Hobi
😊

Dick:
He's a rapper

Lisa:
Really?
But, he's not a dick
like you

TaeTae:
Trueeeee

Dick:
stfu Tae

Lisa:
Lmao
Tae, you and I
are going to be
good friends

TaeTae:
Yayyyyy

Hobi:
Namjoon is a
rapper too

Lisa:
Really? You guys don't
act like rappers.
Well, not you and
Namjoon anyway

Dick:
Do you have something
against me?

Mochi:
I'm Jimin.
Hello

Lisa:
Hello, Jimin

Jimin:
😊

KookieMon:
Watch out
He may seem innocent
over text but in bed, he's
a beast 😏

Jin:
I swear to god Kook,
if you scare Lisa
over text, I'll actually
make you take her on a
date.

KookieMon:
Sorry, Eomma 😒

Jin:
Jc, kook.
That's Jungkook, our
maknae.
And a pain in the
ass

Kook:
I'm not as bad as
grandpa Yoongi

Dick:
Shut up, whiny teen
And you already know
me.
What's my name set
as btw?

Lisa:
Dick

Kook:
😂😂

Jin:
Lmaooo

TaeTae:
I agree
We'll get along
well 😊💜
Pm me

🔙

New chat with TaeTae?

Yes

Lisa:
You told me to pm
you?

TaeTae:
Yeah
As much of a dick he
may seem, he's really
not.
He's a really good
guy.

Lisa:
Yoongi?

"Why are we talking about Yoongi?"

TaeTae:
Yeah.
He really is nice
Anyways,
I wanted to get to
know you.
Do you live in Seoul?

'Well that's very... straight forward.'

Lisa:
And if I did?

TaeTae:
Then we should be
hanging out

Lisa:
I'm sorry but I
just met you.

TaeTae:
Ah
I forgot you don't know
us
I just already know
nvm
I gotta practice
See you later, Lisaaaa

Lisa:
Uh
Bye?

What was he about to say?
And practice?
What for?
And why do I feel weird?

And with that, I drop my phone on my face.

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