a typical week at the scp foundation

bright messes with the scps

((A/N: okay guys it is now summer which means i can write more so im planning on working on the scp x reader fanfic soon xx))

dr bright took the clipboard from his desk and went down the long corridors into a shitty room. inside the room it was dimly lit and clef was sitting on a couch holding up a bunch of movies.

"hey bright, whats on the agenda today lol" asked clef

"Well clef we got something fucky to do... we have to troll the scps to see 'their reaction to stimuli that will make them angry.' wanna help me. i already know that iceberg is Not going to help me with this bullshit and youre funny as hell."

"dude i SO would but me and kondraki are going to watch all 8 harry potter movies and all 3 extended editions of lord of the rings. its batshit crazy." clef said

"oh my god dude i want to do that. when have you got it planned for?! maybe u can help me with this real quick and then i can watch with you guys." bright said. ever since [REDACTED], he was a fan of the second harry potter movie.

as clef opened his mouth to reply, kondraki burst through the door like a fuckin madman.

"CLEF I'VE BROUGHT OUR SNACKS. i asked scp-294 for like 4 gallons of mountain dew:code red and a bunch of monster energy drinks. ive also got, hm lets see here, chips, some microwave dinner for tonight, some ikea food from scp-3008, of course the popcorn, gummy worms, and gummy bears. i also got us some fruit because i like fruit and we need to be healthy after this shitstorm. theres water too" kondraki reported. he turned to bright and waved.

"bright this shit'll take like. 3 days to watch. im sure youve got the time to go dick around with the scps on that list and come back."

"ok dont start the second harry potter movie without me, i want to fucking see that one. i have so many memes about it that it's not even funny. ask glass. we made a whole recreation of the movie once with scp-079. don't ask how, just know it happened." bright said. he had to fucking act fast. ideally, he'd be in and out within 3 hours. it took forever to get from point a --> point b in the foundation so that was a bit of a hopeful guess.

first he had to go mess around with 079 again. this was easy because he just had to pop in there and look at 079 and he'd be angry.

"079 im here to troll you for a test. do you, perhaps, like.... ah, see? you're already mad LOL. come at me bro." bright said, closing the door again. he really didn't feel like hanging out with 079 today anyway since he lost his CD version of skyrim and didn't want to play minecraft.

next was messing with 049. when he went to watch iceberg deal with 049, he wasn't allowed to fucking do anything. today, he actually got to interact with him. he turned around the corner of the corridor and went running down the hall towards 049.

"Bright, why are you running in the halls" said iceberg

"go away icecuck, im doing my job for once. i have to do it fast so i can see harry potter. hey, did you know i have memes about it. go ask glass." bright screamed. he was out of shape and he was no usain bolt, so he hated running. regardless, he had to do it anyway.

"why are you watching fucking harry potter man. thats for babies and noobs. go watch a real movie like Elysium (2013) or like, jaws."

"shut the hell up, you dont appreciate memes. and you're holding me up from my work, which i can report to gears."

"if you report me to gears i will fuckign spontaneously combust and beat your ass"

bright flipped iceberg off and started laughing. then he ran off again to 049.