S.H.I.E.L.D School for the Enhanced (Teenage MCU AU)

Chapter 4: Science Projects

Bruce's POV

"Tony, you need to stop," I tried to talk Tony out of mimicking Natasha in the cafeteria. He was being a real jerk.

"Why stop now, Bruce?" He broke into laughter. "Did you guys see her? She was all like 'You're the Cavalry? Fight me'" he broke into another laughter. Okay, I'll admit, he made this one sound funny. I looked at the guy and girl that were sitting with us.

"Come on guys, help me out here," I pleaded with them. We had already introduced ourselves to each other. The girl's name was Jemma Simmons and the guy's name was Leo Fitz. We were sitting together because Selvig assigned us to some science projects. Tony was partners with Jemma and I'm partners with Leo. Jemma stood up and walked over to Tony.

"Mr Stark, you need to stop. Please," She pleaded with him too. 

"Hey there, babe. Want a piece of Stark to take home?" Okay, even his flirting is bad at this point. I don't get it. He's Tony Stark. I heard he's a master with the ladies but that not what I'm seeing so far.

"Okay, that's it?" A girl with a pink beanie walked over to us, took out a taser gun and tasered Tony.

"Darcy!" Another pretty girl came from behind Darcy. "I am so sorry," she apologized to us then faced Darcy. "What are you thinking?" 

"What, Jane? It looked like the only way to shut him up to me. And look, it worked," I was so busy with Darcy and Jane's argument, I didn't even realize Tony had fell flat on top of the cafeteria table. I flipped him over and oh God... he's got laundry this weekend.

"Yeah but..."

"You didn't seem to mind Thor using violence in New Mexico," Darcy interrupted Jane. Thor? Who's Thor?

"Hate to say it but it looked like the only way, Jane," Leo finally spoke up. He then winked at Darcy. Darcy looked disgusted by this.

"See? Thank you... uhh... Guy," Darcy said. "Weirdo," Leo looked away realizing he has no shot at Darcy. At least he tried. "Anyway, how far are you guys with your project?" Darcy asked.

"Sadly we haven't even started," Jemma answered. Must be a pain in the ass to work with Tony and it looks like after Darcy's 'remedy', he's waking up tonight. "What about you guys?" Jemma asked.

"Jane wants our project to be about finding her finding Thor," Darcy answered. Again, who the heck is Thor?

"Yes, and since you didn't have any bright ideas, we should get a move-on," Jane said. Man, she must be really determined to find this 'Thor' guy.

"Bye guys. Oh and if you need me to shut him up..." she took out another taser gun. Where does she get those? "... there's plenty more where that came from," okay, she's funny. I looked over and Tony is still unconscious on the cafe table. We should get him out of here before that Sitwell guy comes back. Something tells me this won't sit well with him.

"We should get him out of here," I spoke up. I could see eyes on us.

"Good idea," they said at the same time. You could swear that these two are twins. Me and Leo carried Tony all the way to the elevator, and we dropped him on the floor a few times. Jemma pressed the elevator button and we got in, dropped him again, got out, got to our room and laid him to bed in his bed. Or my bed. I don't know, Tony's indecisive.

"And we haven't even brainstormed our project yet," Jemma doesn't look too happy.

"Maybe after Tony wakes up tonight, we can all get started on our projects downstairs," I said to her, hoping to cheer her up. She's a really nice girl and doesn't deserve this. She nodded and she her way to the door with Leo. "Hey, you guys," they turned back to face me. "You guys have any idea who Thor is?" 'Thor' is really important to Jane and I can't get him off my mind.