The Sarcastic Type ( OHSHC X Reader) - UNDER HEAVY EDITING

The First (Publicly) Female Host!

"I'm sorry, what?" Kyoya asks in confusion.

"Jeez, first you can't see, now you can't hear, I want to be a female host here every other day!" I exclaimed.

"And why do you think I should allow you to be a host?" He asks slyly.

"Because if you don't, then I'll be happy to tell everyone about how you assaulted me a few minutes ago." I said with a smirk.

"You wouldn't." He says flatly.

In response I get real close to his face and tell him to try me.

Obviously he would have too, I mean, what's a police force going to do against a fifteen year old girl who wants to join a club?

"Fine." He sighs.

"But you're gonna have to do something about your uniform." He says looking me up and down.

Oh right! The tight uniform from this morning!

"Oh, hehe, I honestly don't know what happened but I think my uniform shrank." I said to Four Eyes.

"Shrank? Interesting, Haruhi's also having a uniform malfunction." Kyoya says.

"Really?" I ask.

"Yeah, just go look, the ladies should be gone anyways." He says, opening the door.

"Okay!" I say jolting out of the doorway.

I enter the main area of the club room and look over at Haruhi who waves at me.

"You have the same problem?" I said gesturing to her very noticeable over sized uniform.

"What gave it away?" She sighed.

"Everything." I responded.

"But hey, you're not alone on this one, I too am having the same problem." I said, pointing to my chest area which is pretty exposed since the uniform is too damn tight!

"Oh my lord! Mori Senpai! Get her a towel to cover herself with right away!" Tamaki yells, soon after running over to me.

"Why would you come to school looking so exposed?!" He shrieks.

"Because I could care less about the way I look, you know, I care about my education!" I yelled back.

"So?! That doesn't mean you should be flaunting your body for the whole world to see!" He responds.

"If guys look at my 'area', then they're perverts, so I guess since you noticed right away, you're a pervert as well!" I yelled back, causing the blonde headed baboon to go to his corner.

"Nice one." Haruhi whispers.

"I try." I whisper back.

"Maybe we should try switching uniforms, yours looks just about my size." Haruhi says gesturing to my uniform.

"Good point, come on." I said, taking her to the back area so we could change.

"Oh and Hikaru, Kaoru? Stop following us before I slap both of your heads to the other side." I said to the twins who were hiding.

"How did you even-" Hikaru starts.

"Again I say, I have my ways." I say back, continuing to walk with Haruhi.

"Y/n Chan sure is something!" Hunny exclaims.

"Tell me about it." Tamaki mutters.

While Haruhi and I were changing, Mori ran into the room where the boys were.

"Towel?" He asks, holding up an ivory green towel with a design of pink flowers on the very bottom.

"I'll take that." Kyoya says, grabbing the towel from Mori.

After Haruhi and I come back, the rest of the club notices that after we switched the uniforms fit us perfectly.

"That's funny, isn't it?" Haruhi laughs.

"Tell me about it." I chuckle.

"I wonder how that happened." Kaoru says.

"Oh well, mistakes happen." Hunny giggles, taking Haruhi, Mori, and my hand so we could go eat his favorite, strawberry cake.

Meanwhile, the rest of the hosts got on with their day and Kyoya just stayed where he was, with that knowing smile on his face.

Hey zodiacs! I'm sorry this chapter is short, I just really wanted to publish something to thank you all for over ten thousand views on this story! I honestly never thought it would get this far, thank you again! New, and longer chapter coming out soon!