the end - kyman

chapter 1

eric's point of view

      my alarm blares through my eardrums making me almost fall out of my bed. damn, didn't i ever tell that thing to let me sleep in the mornings? i sit up in my bed leaning over to turn my alarm clock off. "poopsykins... open the door." my mom gently knocks on my wooden door.

i uncover myself from the blankets that sit in my bed and get up. i walk over to the door, unlock it and let my mom open it. "it's unlocked." i roll my eyes and go over to my closet to choose my clothes for school. "morning hon." my mom peers through the door with my little brother in her arms.

"hi mom." i say searching through my closet. a lot of things have changed since elementary school. first off, i'm like 15 yers old and in 10th grade. i'm not overweight anymore. actually, i think i'm skinnier than Stan. as for my mom, she's not a slut anymore. she found a real man and married him. and yea, they had a kid together. his name is landen aka my little brother. he's what? like 4 years old. i don't know something like that.

my dad's name is troy. he's nice i guess. at least i now know what it's like to have a dad. heidi and i broke up. it actually turns out that she was lesbian. and i figured out that i'm bi. after a while i started to realize that i liked boys, too.

"hun, your father and i are going somewhere tonight. i figured that you wouldn't want to watch landen so i'm taking him to a babysitter so that you can be alone tonight. remember to call me if you need anything." she says. "mom, i'm 15. i'll be fine." my mom sighs and sets down landen.

"eric, can i play on your xbox?" he asks me tugging on my pajama pants with the cutest face. "how can i say no to you." i grab my controller and hand it to him, turning on fortnite. really, this is the only game i let him play.

oh, and something i forgot to mention. my mom, dad, and brother all have the same last name aka lovelynn. mine is still cartman. honestly, i'm glad i have the same last name. it makes me 'unique'. and, it would be weird for my friends to call me eric. other than butters and jimmy, who do it all the time.

i go back over to my closet once again and pull out my red cotton coat, blue and yellow hat, and brown jeans. looking over at the clothes that i wore in elementary, they probably would be too big for me. god, i was so fat. i'm just glad that i don't get called fatass anymore. kyle is the only one that calls me that still.

i swiftly change into my outfit and comb my hair before putting my hat on. "make sure you put the controller back on the charger before you leave for preschool." i say patting him on the head and he nods, but continues to play.

i grab my phone and book bag off of the floor and exit my room. i head down the carpet stairs and enter the kitchen to the smell of pancakes and fruit. yum. "morning dad." i say walking in with a smile to see him laying plates on the table.

"morning champ." he says rubbing his knuckles on my head. "i'm not a kid anymore you know that." i say chuckling. "that's why i did it... to be an annoying dad." he says smirking and then doing it again. 

"dig in. the bus should be here in about 10 minutes." he says laying a plate with one pancake and some strawberries on it. i grab a fork off of the wooden table and dig in.

i quickly finish my breakfast and put the dishes in the sink. "have a good day at school kiddo." my dad says smiling. "thanks see ya." i say grabbing my book bag off of the ground and my phone off the table. i quickly text someone so i don't get bored.

me: hey joo boi

kyle: what do you want fatass