Kyle's Point of View
"Mom, I'm going to Cartman's!" I say grabbing a few of my Xbox games so that we can play, and I grab my phone. "Ok bubby, are you going to spend the night?" She asks. I look at the time. It's 8:00. I might as well. It's getting late anyways. "Yea." I say. "Ok, just make sure your home by 3:00 tomorrow evening. Remember you're not 18 yet so you gotta be home by the time I tell you!" I sigh and nod knowing that she's. Across the table from me.
"I'm just going to borrow some of his clothes." I say getting up, too lazy to go upstairs and get my stuff. I open the front door, walk out, and shut it behind me. I swiftly jog over to Cartman's house. I might as well get some exercise.
I finally reach his house and go up to the door. It opens before I even knock. It's like he knew I was already there. "Hey, I'm spending the night, since you dragged me out to your house this late." I say stepping in and Cartman shuts the door. "No problem. My mom should be home in about 20 minutes, then we can go to my room, but for now we gotta babysit this turds." Cartman says pointing to his siblings.
"That's right, I haven't met these guys yet since their never home." I say setting my back down by the steps and I go to the couch. "Hey." I say sitting next to his brother. "Oh, hey, I'm Landon." His brother says putting out his fist for me to bump. I bump his fist. "I'm Kyle." I say.
"Oh, and Kahl, this is my sister Abbey." Cartman says taking his sister out of the bouncer. "Cool. She's so cute." I say squeezing her cheeks. "Ew dude, don't act like my mom." He says looking at my actions.
"Let's just watch Terrence and Philip til your parents getting home." I say plopping onto the couch, Cartman following. "Your brother is too young to be watching this. Let alone your sister!" I say. "Kahl stop being a negative Nancy. My parents don't give a shit about what they watch." Cartman says shrugging.
Around 20 minutes pass and sure enough, we hear car doors slam and following after, Mr. and Mrs. Lovelynn walk through the door. "Hey kiddos, and Kyle." Troy says walking through the door. Aka Cartman's dad.
"C'mon, we can go in my room now." I start to head towards the steps and Cartman pulls me over. "They moved it to the basement. And it's really cool." Cartman says dragging me over to the basement door.
Cartman opens the door and shoves me down. I walk down the steps and he follows. I stop at the bottom of the steps and wait for him because I have no idea where to go. I only remember the coon layer vein down here. Cartman leads me to some curtains and slides them open and practically shoved me in.
"Wow..." His room is fucking amazing. Especially for being only 17. "It's cool right!? I just saw this today!" He says plopping down onto the couch. "Dude this is like totally amazing." I say sitting down next to him and laying my bag next to the couch.
"So, what did you want to talk about?" I ask sitting up straight. He sighs. "Did you really mean what you said while I was in the coma?" He asks and I lay back in stress. Of course I meant what I said! "Yea..." I say. "I understand if you don't feel the same way..." I say sighing.
Cartman leans over towards me and kisses me on the head. "You have no idea how long I waited for you to say those three words." He says smiling. I smile back at him. "I actually had no idea." I say.
"On that auto-matron at that game, I meant every single last word." Cartman says. "Wow... I was totally ticked, but then again, that was the night I realized I was bi. I'm not totally gay." I say chuckling. "Same here." He says.
"You wanna play some video games?" Cartman asks grabbing a remote and turning on his tv. "Why not!?" I say smiling and grabbing a controller.
Cartman turns towards me.
"And I swear!"
"By the moon and the stars and the sky.." I sing along.
"I'll be there Kahl."
"And Like a shadow that's by your side.."
"I swear to god I'll be there, Kahl"
"For better or worse."
"Till death do us part... I'll love you with every gay beat of my heart!"
"Heh, correction.. bi beat of my heart." I say and Cartman laughs. "Ok, let me try this again.."
"For better or worse, til death do us part, I'll love you with every BI beat of my heart!"
"That's better." I smile.
"I swear I'll be there, Kyle."
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I had a really good time making this chapter. I actually just broke up with my boyfriend like half an hour ago, due to some dumb shit he did and I have never felt better to be single!!! YASSS
This is my all time favorite South Park song and I actually have a video of me and my cousin doing it and holy fuck it's hilarious? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Fuck I can't find it
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Anyways sorry for the short chapter. I'll get another one out later! It's like 2 in the morning and I'm exhausted
~J
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the end - kyman
Fanfictioncompleted june 25 2018 a car accident leaves eric cartman with severe head trama. and while he didn't remember at first, he does now and is falling for a certain ginger.
