the end - kyman

Chapter 10

~time skip to the first day of school~

Cartman's Point of View

My alarm goes off scaring the shit outta Kyle. He jumps up and screams like a girl. "Morning cry baby." I say laughing. Kyle sighs. "Shut up fatass." He says getting up and shutting off the alarm. "So, first day of school, my favorite." I say smiling. "Do that you can top in all of our new teachers?" Kyle asks me. "Duh! That's the best part! Figuring out their weaknesses so I can hit them hard there the most." I say smiling. "Typical." Kyle says laughing.

"My dad just finished installing a bathroom over there through that door. You can change in there." I say pointing to a door in the corner of my room. "Cool, Thanks." Kyle says picking up his bag and taking it to the bathroom.

I get off of the couch and go to my clothing hanger. I grab a more dressy shirt that was white, with the collar a light blue. I go to my dresser and pull out some black skinny jeans that are ripped.

I take off my shirt that I'm wearing and throw the dressy shirt over my head. I'm already in my underwear, so I pull the skinny jeans over my pale legs. I also pull on some gray socks and put on my gray nikes.

While I wait for Kyle to get out of He bathroom, I fold the blankets that we used last night. The blankets felt so soft and fluffy on my hands, I just want to curl up with them and lay back down. I finish folding them up and set them on the couch neatly.

Just after I set them down, Kyle opens the bathroom door and steps out, throwing his bag back onto the floor. He was wearing a green button up shirt, with a white collar, along with blue skinny jeans that were perfect. They weren't ripped or anything.

As for his hair, he doesn't have a Jew-fro anymore. It's actually perfectly spiked in the front. It looks adorable on him. Kyle flashes a smile at me using his teethe revealing the braces that he got about a week ago.

"God, my teeth still hurt." Kyle says laughing. "I remember having braces in 6th and 7th grade, holy hell, I looked ugly." I say laughing. "You did not! Now get into that bathroom and do your hair and teeth." Kyle demands. "Ok mom!" I say sarcastically. "Heh... I do sound like your mom." Kyle says chuckling.

I go into the bathroom and open my hair drawer and pull out some gel and my comb. I put the gel in my hair, making it spike up a bit, kinda like a Mohawk, but not. I comb it more to make it look better.

I pull out my tooth brush and put the tooth paste on it. I brush my perfectly straight teeth, before putting my health products away.

I come out of the bathroom and shut the door behind me. "Let's go eat. My mom always has pancakes or waffles made on the first day. It's a tradition." I say smiling. Kyle nods and follows me out of my room and up the steps. I've gotten used to my new leg, so I'm a bit faster going up the steps. The only sucky thing about the leg is that I can't play any sports. Then again, I'm sure the baseball coach would make an exception.

We walk into the kitchen and sure enough, everyone was stuffing their faces with food. "Good morning boys. You guys look nice." My mom says smiling. "Thanks" Kyle and I say at the same time and we sit at the table. I take one pancake and put it on my plate and add syrup. Kyle does the same.

We eat our food rather quickly and I finish before he does. I stand up and put my dishes in the dishwasher. "Kahl, hurry up.! We'll be late!" I say nagging him to hurry his ass up. Kyle stuffs his face with his last bit and put his dishes away as well.

"Have a good first day boys." My dad says smiling. I smile back at him and we go over to the door, pick up our empty book bags, swing them across our backs and leave.