the end - kyman

Chapter 4

Kyle's Point of View

"Mom, I'm leaving!" I call to my mom and pull on my regular orange coat. "Ok, be home by the time that the sun sets!" She calls. "No problem!" I pull out my phone to text Stan and Kenny, so that we all can go to the hospital together.

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Me: you dudes awake?

Stan: Yea, I'm about to leave

Ken: Same here

Me: do I guys wanna meet up somewhere before we see Cartman,, maybe to get some food

Stan: sounds good

Ken: sure as long as one of you guys pay

Me: we could always go to City Wok, do u gotta discount there?

Ken: Yea but it's only for me hehe suffer

Stan: w o w

Me: ugh, I'll pay

Ken: ok and I was just kidding I don't get a discount :(

Stan: hehe suffer

Me: welp I'll meet u guys thereee

Stan: kk

Ken: see ya

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I start walking down towards City Wok. The snow was falling lightly, Damn, Why is it snowing already? It's a good thing I put in my coat. Hehe.

I walk down the sidewalk and I see Stan coming, so I run up to him. "Hey dude." I say. "Sup." He says shoving his hands into his pocket. "I'm like gonna did not being able to see Cartman, and him not remembering us..." I say and pause. "Kyle, admit it, you like him!" Stan says and I stop in my tracks. "What?" He can't figure out that I like him... what if he tells my mom... she'll freak. Then again, Stan would never.

"It's very obvious you know..." Stan says putting an earbud in one of his ears. "How.. did you figure it out?" I ask. "It's very clear." Stan says picking up pace and I speed up to be right along next to him. "Example?" Stan sighs and stops. "Do you remember when he sang to you at the basketball game?" He asks and I nod.

"Don't think that I didn't see you smile while you were walking home." Stan says chuckling. "Shit, you saw that?" I ask. "Yea!" He says laughing. "Do you have any more examples...?" I ask, I kinda wanna know what all he's seen.

"And plus, if you guys are such enemies, then how come you are always saving each other's lives?" He asks. "Good Point." I say shrugging. "And, Since Cartman ain't be able to remember shit, he won't mind me telling you this: he told me that he likes you..." Stan says drifting away from his words. "You've gotta be fucking kidding me!?" I ask and he shakes his head. He's serious?

"Why didn't you tell me!?" I ask impatiently. "I promised Cartman that I wouldn't." He says sighing. "At least Kenny kept my secret." I say. "Dude, you told Kenny!?" Stan asks  "Yea, and that's when he told me that he liked you. I'm the one that encouraged him to confess." I say. "Wowie. I didn't know that." Stan says.

We continue to walk down the road to City Wok where we can get some 'shitty' chicken and some other things to eat. The walk was short, due to how much we were talking and we finally reach the doorway where Kenny was waiting for us.

"That's took long enough!" Kenny says kissing Stan's cheek. We go inside, take our order and sit down. "I was thinking, maybe if we remind Cartman about some of our best memories, he'll remember one of them." I say taking a bite out of the food that was just served to us.

"That might work." Kenny says. "We should at least try." Stan says taking a bite out of his food as well. "Then we will." I say. We finish up our food and leave the place, starting to walk towards the hospital.

"Man, if he looks the same as he did 3 weeks ago when I visited him.. then wow." I say. "Why?" Stan asks. "When I visited him last, they were under surgery in one of his legs." I say. "Eww. You know I have a weak stomach..." Stan says. "Throw up on Kyle not me." Kenny says facing Stan towards me. "Fuck you too!" I say to Kenny and he just laughs.

"I wonder why they were just doing surgery on him when he was in a coma for a year?" Kenny wonders aloud. "Yea.." Stan and I say at the same time. We all hurry our slow asses up and walk a little faster and soon reach the drug smelling hospital.

"Hey boys, here to see Eric?" The lady asks us at the desk, since we are in here regularly. "Yup." I say popping the 'p'. "He's been doing much better. And if you guys haven't seen him since his surgery almost a month ago, well..." Well What? "He has a robot leg. There were too many bones that couldn't be fixed and shit like that." The receptionist says checking us in.

"Woah.." Stan says. And Kenny mocks him. "Go ahead boys, same room he's been in." She says pointing down the hallway. We all nod and skip down the hallway and into Cartman's room. Before we enter, I take the precaution and knock.

I turn the handle and Cartman was sitting up in his hospital bed playing on his phone. "Hey dude." I say and he looks up from his phone. "I'm guessing you guys are my friends?" He asks setting the phone down in his lap.

"Yea. And since you don't remember us, we'll introduce our selves. Ok, I'm Kyle." I say. "I'm Stan." "I'm A not so poor Kenny." Stan lightly slaps Kenny and Kenny laughs.
"Ok, well, check this out!" He says pulling his blanket off and showing us his leg. "WOAH!" Stan says gasping. "Pretty cool huh." Cartman chuckles. "You seem pretty calm about it." I say. "Yea, I actually think it's cool. The only hung not cool about this experience is this damn hospital. Their food is shit." He says laughing.

"Hey, we were thinking that we could refresh your memory by telling you some of the weird and most memorable shit we did.." I say and Kenny laughs. "Ok. Why not?" He sits up more and sighs. "Ok go." He says impatiently.

"Kenny, since you seem the most amused, you go first." Stan says crossing his arms. "Ok, I remember that when we were in 3rd and 4th grade, we made a super hero franchise. At first it was just Coon and Friends, in which you were the Coon, then we split ways and then therefore Freedom Palz was created. I remember how much fun we had." Kenny says and Stan sighs happily.

"Stan, you go!" Cartman says excitedly. "Well, lets see. At one point, I remember our old bus driver and when she slipped on ice and we all almost died." Stan says. "Awh come on you need to be more detailed than that!" Cartman says laughing. "Well, Craig, he ended up flying out. Our bus driver abandoned us. Um, we all were telling memories pass and they all ended up ending in ice cream related stories. Oh, and all our parents thought we ran away since we were lost and they sang an extremely fucking cringey song." Stan says and laughs. "That was hysterical. They sucked at singing too." I say.

"Oiii more!!" Cartman says chuckling. "Kyle, I do believe that it's your turn." He adds. "Ok, umm, oh I got a good one. When we were in fourth grade, a new black girl moved to South Park. You were so desperate to get her and the other black together. I had a crush on her and you went so far to say that me an you were gay for each other. Then, when the two broke up, and I tried to take the new girl to a basketball game, you took over the screen thingy and sang a song that was a love song... directed towards me. I was just looking at my face overhead and I looked totally pissed. People still teased us up until 9th grade." Cartman stares at me in shock.

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Cartman's Point of View

Wow... I actually remember that. Everything is coming back to me. Kahl, the jew, ginger, and from Jersey. How could I be so stupid. I'm such a fucking idiot. I remember my feelings for him all my life and still feel the same way. I love that Jewish ginger. And I gotta tell him soon.

"Hey guys, can I talk to Kahl in private?" I ask and they nod leaving the room. "Yea?" Kyle asks stepping closer to me.

"I remember"

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Sorry for the damn cliff hanger. Welp, as of rn it is 11:35 pm on June 18th!! That means in 25 minutes, it'll be my birthday!!! I'LL FINALLY BE 13!!! 

I'm totally siked.... I will most likely post tomorrow. Actually I'm about to work on the fifth chapter rn so byeee!