Chapter warning: This spoils parts of episode 201 of South Park. Then again, I recommend you read this chapter. 😂
~J
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Eric's Point of ViewUgh today is my last day in this hell hole. I finally get to go home and put on my own clothes, lay in my own bed, eat my own food, play video games! I. Can't. Wait. Oh and I plan on talking to Kyle today.
It's the perfect day to do so. It'll be a good environment to because we'll be happy. I just don't know what my mom will think about me being bi. More like my dad. I only heard my mom talk about. My dad always tries to dodge the subject.
I honestly bet that today will be hectic. A ton of my friends will be visiting me. Probably not gonna go one minute of peace. Yuck. I mean then again most people hate me.
"Hi, Eric." A nurse says walking in. "Hi." I say sitting up and smiling. "So, I understand that you'll be released today. Are you happy?" She asks me. "Hell Fucking Yea! I got to see my friends!" I say cheering. "Well, I'm glad your happy about it. Look, I know that you don't know me all that well, but I have something to tell you.." She says closing the blinds and enclosing on me.
"Ok this is getting hella creepy." I say gulping. "So, you know how Jack Tenorman is your father correct?" She asks me. "What do you know?" I ask worriedly. This is scaring the shit outta me. "Well, the day he died, I was devastated, and yesterday, I learned that you were the cause." She says. "That was one of my most regretted things in my life and I'm still trying to make up for it. How do you know him?" I ask. "Oh, Eric, you're clueless." She says stopping in front of me.
"Did I ever tell you, that I'm your Aunt?" The nurse says smiling creepily at me. "So, He was your brother?" I ask and she nods. "Where are you going with this?" I ask. "Fuck, I don't know." She says stopping with a blank expression.
"Look, I'm sorry that I killed your brother. I had no idea that he was my father and I was trying to get revenge on Scott. Hell, I didn't even know he was my half-brother at the time." I say. "But why did you do it?" She asks. "I was pissed at Scott. And when I get pissed, shit happens. I'm still trying to make things right between Scott and I. I even offered for him to move in with us, but he denied. I scared the hell outta him. Sure that's what I was trying to do, but if I would of known..." I stop and she looks at me sympathetically. "Ok, I'll let you go this time. But next time one of my family members die because of you bastard, you're gonna have it. Understand me?" I gulp and nod.
Damn, what a great experience. Note the sarcasm. I hop out of my hospital bed once the bitch leaves and I gather my stuff. I had my phone, earbuds, and charger. That's all I need to keep me entertained.
I but my bag over my shoulder and go into my bathroom that's connected to my room. I grab the freshly washed clothes that were sitting on the counter and put them on. Ah ~ feels good to be back into my normal clothes.
I lay my hospital gown on the bed, grab Clyde Frog, and exit the room. I go to the receptionist and check out from her there. "It's glad to see that you're finally well enough to leave!" She exclaims. "Oh trust me, I'm glad to leave." I say smiling at her. "Have a good rest of your life!" She says smiling and waving at me. "Thanks! You too!" I say adjusting my strap to my bag and walk out the hospital doors.
Man, I haven't been outside in over a year. It feels sooooo nice. The snow actually is gone. No snow falling. It'll start again in a few weeks though, when we go back to school. I walk down the sidewalk towards my house.
A few minutes pass and I see Butters walking ahead of me. "Omg Eric! You're out of the hospital?!" Butters asks hugging me. "I mean obviously. I got out like 10 minutes ago." I say laughing and Butters continues to hug me. "Wow! Is that a robot leg!?" Butters asks feeling my new leg, which I can't feel. "Uhm, Yea. My real leg wasn't healed, and they told me that it would never heal, so they removed it and added that." I say.
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the end - kyman
Fanfictioncompleted june 25 2018 a car accident leaves eric cartman with severe head trama. and while he didn't remember at first, he does now and is falling for a certain ginger.