So this fic is going to be funny on oNly this chapter so far...sort of. It gets sad too but it's one of the best chapters I've ever written. I might post it on my other story.
It was an idea one of my friends came up with and I had to write it...ONWARDS
Third Person POV:
"HOW?!"
"Lance, it's not even that-"
"Nonono, you mean to tell me that you've never been to Hooters?"
"Lance are you serious."
"YES! It's iconic! As my friend, I declare you, Keith-whatever-Kogane is going to Hooters with me."
"...Isn't that where old men hang out to stare at women with half a shirt on?"
"That's...not the point. You have no choice. I'm taking you there, and that's final."
Meanwhile, Pidge watching from a distance with Hunk:
"Wow. I don't know if I expected that or not."
"...Should we stop them?"
"Nah. It'll be funnier to follow them around on camera. Maybe they'll finally ask each other out on a proper date."
Hunk just shrugged.
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At Hooters:
Keith looked around. "Are you sureeee you want to go here??"
Lance nodded. "It's iconic, and of course, everyone should do what's popular!"
"That's not-"
"Oh, look! A free table over here, cmon."
Keith looked around. He didn't see anything unusual other than the waitresses that were walking around, serving drinks. A couple of them eyed Lance up and down, unnoticed by his oblivious ass. Keith rolled his eyes.
"Okay I, personally, love the curly fries, because they out-rule regular fries, but that's my personal opinion." He looked over at Keith. "Hmm. Judging on the fact that you're Texan, I'm automatically going to assume you'll like the wings. And, of course, sweet tea."
Keith didn't respond, (because he was right) because he didn't want Lance to start yelling at him because he knew that he was right.
A waitress came over to the table, and reminded them both of a human version of Nyma, showing as she had two high blonde ponytails and purple sunglasses that somewhat resembled the color of Nyma's eyes from what Lance remembered.
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