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83. Paladins- Chatroom

Loverboy Lance has entered the chatroom

Emo Tea has entered the chatroom

Gorgeous Uncle has entered the chatroom

Muscle Man has entered the chatroom

Tech Wiz has entered the chatroom

Princess18 has entered the chatroom

FoodLover has entered the chatroom

Pewpewpew has entered the chatroom

Pewpewpew: Hey what's up guys!

Loverboy Lance: Nothing much, beautiful~

Emo Tea: the sky

Tech Wiz: seriously Keith

Emo Tea: what?

Princess18: What is an "emo tea?"

Emo Tea: i didn't choose the names. (Y/N) did.

Pewpewpew: Hey, in my defense it was cute, okay? Also, princess, when I said "te amo" to Keith he thought I said "emo tea."

Princess18: What does this tea emo mean?

Pewpewpew: I love you

Princess18: That's very flattering, but I do not have a romantic interest in women.

Tech Wiz: oh my godddd... Princess, the term MEANS "I love you."

Princess18: oh, thank you pidge :)

Gorgeous Uncle: Thank you, number 5!

Muscle Man: Can we at least talk about our mission?

FoodLover: I mean, I think it was successful.

Pewpewpew: The Coalition is growing really fast, too!

Loverboy Lance: Do you know what's growing even bigger?

Pewpewpew: Lance no-

Loverboy Lance: My particle barrier ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Loverboy Lance has been disconnected

Emo Tea: Thank you, (Y/N)

Pewpewpew: Np, bro

Muscle Man: Anyways, as I was saying: The Coalition.

Tech Wiz: I've analyzed the planets and they're getting strong. We might be able to win the war at this rate :)

Princess18: I've just checked in with Planet Tulapin, and they're officially part of the Voltron Coalition! The rates are amazing, great work paladins!

Loverboy Lance joined the chat

Emo Tea: how even-

Loverboy Lance: WHY'D YOU KICK ME OFF

Pewpewpew: we have children around here

Tech Wiz: I'm 15.

Pewpewpew: s t i l l

Muscle Man: guys? the coalition?

Pewpewpew: Sorry, Muscle Man. Continue

Muscle Man: Despite all the success the Coalition has gained, we need to reach out further.

Gorgeous Uncle: That's why we're performing again!

FoodLover: NO

Pewpewpew: NO

Emo Tea: NO I WASN'T EVEN THERE AND IT SOUNDS BAD

Tech Wiz: NO

Loverboy Lance: I like the idea.