Detroit : Become Human ~ Connor x Reader Oneshots//Smut

~7 3/4?~

A/N-Oh yeahhh still sick my dudes and I have an orchestra rehearsal in a few hourz totally not gonna die but this should be the last of the 'number seven short story weird stuff' but I can't promise anythinggg so here's a chat room AU type thing that I'm now making with modernish memes👌 (hah got chu) sry I'll stop.

Y/N created a chat room

Hank has logged on

Connor has logged on

Y/n- Heyyy how's my boys

Hank- We're at a crime scene, why the hell are you messaging us?

Y/n- wow look at Hank with that proper grammar

Hank- We're busy l/n so fuck off.

Hank has logged off

Y/n- ......Connor?

Connor- Yes?

Y/n- aye my whole squad is here

Connor- It's just me though.

Y/n- exactly, also how are you solving crimes and typing?

Connor- I'm not typing anything. I'm simply using my...software in my mind to connect to your phone.

Y/n- Qué?

Connor- I'm 'using my magic brain power' as you call it.

Y/n- ohhhhhhhh nope still don't get it.

Y/n has sent invites

Markus has logged on

Simon has logged on

North has logged on

Markus- Is something wrong?

Y/n- hah lol no but y can't I invite ur other buddy?

North- Josh is ignoring all of us

Simon- why am I apart of this?

Y/n- bc I said so little sub, and y is he ignoring u

Simon- what do you mean 'sub'?

Markus- he says that water isn't wet

Y/n- oh pls don't start

Simon- I don't think I'm a sandwich...

North- water is wet tho

Connor- Technically nothing is wet until water touches it, and since water doesn't touch water, it simply can't be wet.

Y/n- Connor nuhhhh not uuuu

Simon- I'd probably be a good sandwich...

North- but water is water, it itself is wet, it's what makes things wet

Markus- I thought we dropped this already.

Connor- That doesn't make any logical sense.

Y/n- pls u guys r arguing like flat earthers

Simon- but the earth is flat

North- ........

Markus- ....