Detroit : Become Human ~ Connor x Reader Oneshots//Smut

~14 1/2~

A/n this is a smut chapter lmao, I'm not the best and I apologize if it sucks. Also it's a few years later, after the peace walk and shit lmao.

                               ~badass~

"Hey! Could you grab one of the files?" Y/n called out from the kitchen.

"Right away, miss l/n" the android replied, His words making her roll her eyes.

Connor went in her room, which was quite clean. "Which is it miss l/n?" He looked through all the papers that were scattered on her desk. Well, not the cleanest exactly.

"It should be in one of the drawers. It's the notebook with the black cover"<a/n- I know I also said files but bear with me people>

The android opened one of the drawers, only to find exactly what he was looking for.

My bitchin diary

Maybe not.

Regardless, he reads through the book in curiosity, wanting to know more about this girl.

6/13/2039

Sooooo we got a new android. Little pissed cause the fucking chief is trying to figure out wether he should take my job. Well if it makes me lose my job and I have to go back to retail, fuck the android. And if I get to keep my job and work with it, still fuck it because I don't wanna deal with that shit. Hank is supposed to come in an hour with that thing so we will see how bad it is

Update

Welp god wants me to kill myself apparently
The so called 'my name is Connor I'm the android sent by cyberfuck'' is... how do I say this, a fucking lady boner slut. I swear even when he licked that disgusting shit I swear I got so wet by it I wished I was the thirium. What's worse is that he is so fucking innocent. He's like a cinnamon roll. Of course, with cinnamon rolls I need to eat all of that with all my might and take as much as I can at once.

"Won't that make her throat sore?" Connor murmured to himself. He shook it off and read the most recent one.

8/7/2041

Ok. In my very first entry I said he was an innocent cinnamon roll. And I stand by it. But when you go on cases with him you can see how badass he is. Which is worse because I already began to have a little- eh fuck it it's not like he's gonna see this anytime soon, a massive huge bigass crush on him which is an understatement. His personality, his innocence, his loyal self, and how fucking BADASS he is. When I see him pin down someone I just get all fidgety and flustered. And of course then I see him about to scan me so I quickly run to the car. I've done that so many times I think that's how I lost thirty pounds. Byyyyyyyye

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"Have you found it y-" y/n sees the black notebook found on the counter that she left it on so she wouldn't forget.

"Jesus I'm a fucking dumbass" y/n facepalmed irritated with herself.

"I'm so sorry Connor it was- " y/n stopped in her tracks to see what was in his hand.

Her fucking bitchin diary.

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THERE ARE GONNA BE EFFEN TWO PARTS CAUSE THIS LONG AND IM FUCKING LAZY ILL DO IT TOMORROW BYYYYEEEE
lmao I'm such a cockblocker