Unexpected Guests? REWRITE

Dinner Before Ass

Traffic to the mall was horrible, it always was, and being stuck in a car with four guys who would not shut up only added onto the irritation. Ciel was complaining about the seatbelt, Alois was going on about the music choices and Sebastian was trying to tease me all the while. Claude was the only one being good at all. The limit to my tolerance was going away quick.

"YN," Ciel said from the seat next to mine. "How much longer until we arrive?"

I smacked my hands on the wheel and turned to stare him in the eye, "We'll get there when we get there, okay?"

Sebastian chuckled from the back seat, "My, my, Miss, is there something wrong?"

Alois then chimed in, "YN, play that music, please? I want the song about the being in love with a stripper!"

A car horn honked from behind me and I looked in my rearview mirror, seeing a white van right on the bumper of my car. Done with everything, I screamed while sticking a middle finger out the window, "How about you take me to dinner first before getting on my ass, you dumb fuck!"

The van passed me, a hand sticking out the window doing the same gesture as I was. It took me a moment to calm myself down, I couldn't get angry there were others riding in the car with me and no one needed to be killed yet.

Eventually, we got to the mall where everyone and their son decided to come. It was like a plague of humans. Arthur eventually joined us, excited to see Sebastian again.

"Sebby!" He cheered and hung himself on his arm. "You are absolutely gorgeous, you know that?"

"And you're absolutely beautiful, too, you know that?" I commented with a laugh. Though, it was cut short when I ran face first into someone's chest. Backing up, I looked up to see a really cute guy.

He looked down at me with amazing green eyes, so green that the thought of them being contacts went through my brain. He swept his blond hair out of his face and smiled down at me sheepishly, "Sorry, I wasn't looking."

Heat went to my cheeks, "It's all cool, bro." Yeah, I had really said those words.

He smirked, "Samson, you are?"

Arthur suddenly slid in, "Jailbait, Blondie. Come on, YN!"

We followed Arthur into Sears, which had a sale that he could smell from a mile away, and he automatically went into Mom Mode. Mom Mode for Artie was him becoming that one mom that pushed her kids to have the best and be only the best. It was terrifying because there was no way to stop it.

Pulling out some basic, yet somewhat expensive looking clothes, he threw them at Ciel and Alois then turned to Claude and Sebastian. He thought for a bit before saying, "I'm thinking Dads who are sexy, dangerous, but tired of life and need some drinks."

The two looked at me for translation, "He's going to get you some clothes that make you look like cool adults and not as much of old men."

"YN, dear, hush, I'm trying to work with my sales." Arthur rummaged through the racks of clothes. He picked a few before going with the boys to the dressing room, almost pulling them by the collars to get them there.

While waiting for them I looked around, trying to occupy myself while they did their thing. Though, the feeling of someone staring into my soul knacked at me. Looking up, I whipped my head around to see a group of girls huddled together whispering and glancing in my direction. When they saw my gaze they came closer, calling to me.

"Hi!" Said one girl with her hair dyed pink and pulled back into a ponytail. "Are those your friends? The ones in the Black Butler cosplay?"

"Actually..." I paused. I couldn't say they weren't because then I look like an idiot who doesn't know anything about the guys who were with me. "Uh, yeah, they are."