Warnings: all of those cheesy, cringey and super 80s and super Quill pick up lines
You are Peter's significant other and to distract you from your space sickness because of his terrible flying, he tells the worst pick up lines.
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It was rather unfortunate that you got space sick when your boyfriend was basically space pirate.Of course, you were fine on land or in slow moving ships, but when Peter was driving close to the speed of light and rapidly accelerating, it wasn't great.
Feeling rather queasy, you tried to sink down in one of the few seats, trying to gain some sense of balance and get rid of the lightheadness that was clouding your mind and the feeling of a weak weightlessness that had shot through all your limbs. But your knees just gave in, buckling as the pressure and pounding in your head worsened. Peter immediately shot up as soon as you fell to the ground and he scooped you up like a flash and gently placed you in the chair.
Fumbling over your words through the cloud of pain in your head, you manage to get out a sentence.
"You need to fly the ship!" the urgency in your voice couldn't really be distinguished through how weakly the sounds had come out but Peter could tell you were scared.
"Don't worry, beautiful, I got it on autopilot, and we're heading to the nearest planet to pick you some meds up, so just keep holding on for me, gorgeous. I think you over estimated what you could handle, didn't ya?"
"I didn't wanna be a nuisance to you. What use to the infamous Star Lord is a space sick partner?"
"Plenty of use but only when they're well," he remarks, booping you softly on the end of your nose.He wraps his arms around you from his place behind your seat. You can tell he's trying to distract you from the sickness but it's not working. For a few moments, you two sit in agonising silence until he pipes up: "Guess what, baby? Even if there wasn't gravity in the ship, I'd still fall for you!"
You can't help but laugh at his stupid joke and that seems to spur him on. Immediately, he runs around to in front of you and begins to tell more.
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears!
"Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
"What time do you have to be back in heaven?"He makes a big point of winking at you, and in spite of yourself, you blush and grin at this dork that is your boyfriend.
"You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the galaxy.
"Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
"Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you."Despite how much of idiot you think your boyfriend is, you have to admit the pick up lines were so bad they distracted you from your sick feelings and honestly, Peter looked so adorable saying them, all proud and smug when he got you to laugh. Of course you'd never tell him that though.
"Let me tie your shoes, 'cause I dont want you falling for anyone else," Peter says as he helps you up once the ship has landed. His fingers intertwine with yours as you begin to walk together.
"Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes," he finished just as you were leaving.
"Well, that could be why they call you Star Lord, Mr Starry Eyes," you remark back and finally you turn to him and kiss him.
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