Authors (interupted) introduction

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HELLO MY DERPY POTATOS!!!

I am very glad to say that-

*derpy carrot walks in*

author: " Hello *gulp* derpy carrot"

derpy carrot: " Hmmmm, I thought I smelled potatos..."

author: "NO POTATOS IN HERE!!! *nervous laughter*

derpy carrot: "hmmmmmm.."

author: *whispers to audince* " run"

derpy carrot: "who are you guys?" *points at audince*

author: " ummm... They are my audince! *nervous smile*

derpy carrot: *glares at author*

*said skepticly* " I gess I should now" *leaves room*

author: *gives a sigh of relief* " Be careful of derpy carrot he hates potatos, espeally derpy ones.

Anyway back to what I was saying, I am very pleased to anounce that this is my first book!!" ^-^*sings "I'm so exsited"*

but I must warn you now... I SUCK AT SPELLING!!! >-< I am sorry my potatos, don't hate me! If you see a problem with my grammer or spelling please leave a commet and nicely tell me! Anyway, on with the story.

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