Todays sorta a big day for me.
All of Finns family, all his cousins, aunts, uncles, his grandparents, literally everyone hes related to, are coming over today.
I almost died having a panic attack before i met his parents and Nick, so this is a whole other thing.
Ive been awake pretty much all night stressing over it, which now that i mention it sounds dumb af but what can ya do.
Also, Finns been asleep since 10pm last night, so ive had all night to let the anxiety build up.
Or so i thought.
Apparently that asswipe is awake, and being the smart human being he is, decides to fucking taze me, earning him a five star to the face.
"Ow!" He whines, holding the spot i slapped.
I just shrug and stand up to go to the bathroom, but before i can leave he grabs my waist and pulls me back down.
"Excuse you. I will pee on you. You know im not kidding."
"Are you nervous about today?" He asks, completely ignoring my statement
"Me? Nervous? Pssh. Hell fucking yeah im nervous. And as much as id love to sit here and paint eachothers nails and talk about our feelings, im actually gonna explode and pee all over you if you dont let me go. And i dont think you wanna deal with cleaning that up."
"Youre such a dweeb"
he says, messing up my hair and pushing me off the bed.
I chuck a pillow at his face and run into the bathroom before he can throw it back.
Our relationship is so funny to me. We can be so sweet and sentimental with each other, but we can also chill and act like best friends. Its great.
I think I hear the doorbell ring downstairs, but its probably no big deal.
He said his family wasn't supposed to get here until later this afternoon, so ive got a while to prepare myself.
But when i walk back in his room, hes not in his bed anymore, which is sorta weird because it normally takes him like an hour to wake up enough to get out of bed.
I can faintly hear people talking downstairs, so i head down to see whats going on.
And oh boy.
When i turn the corner to go down the stairs, i see the front hallway is suddenly PACKED with people.
I look down and see im still not wearing pants, just his sWeATsHiRt and- oh god i dont even want to imagine what my hair looks like.
I sprint back to the bathroom and see that, not only do i look like a FUCKING BEAR, but i still have makeup smudged under my eyes from last night.
"Oh my god" I whisper to myself in horror
The longer i stare at myself the more i want to puke.
I run back to his room and find something decent to wear, while also trying to tame my mane.
Let me just say, everyone says they want curly hair until they actually have it.
Its satan in hair form.
You have no idEA how long it takes to straighten hair that naturally looks like ramen noodles.
Its a full fucking arm workout.
"Kelsie?"
Finn calls from downstairs, and I mentally face palm before yelling
"Ill be right down!"
Ew fuck him for putting that extra stress on me grr.
After I finally find an outfit and throw my hair into a messy braid, I quickly wipe off the mascara under my eyes, take a deep breath, and head down the stairs.
Haha my heart is about to fall out my ASSHOLE haha
Oh god oh god oh god oh-
"Hey! You must be Kelsie!"
I turn around and see a middle aged man that looks pretty similar to Finns Dad a- oh my god this is his uncle.
FUCK
"Yeah thats me" i say, sounding like a complete fucking MORON
"Im Finns uncle, nice to meet you" he says, sticking out his hand for me to shake.
"Im Kelsie, Finns girlfriend" i say, smiling at him and shaking his hand
iM KeLSie fiNNs gIrLfriEnd- yeah no shit sherlock god he already knew that im such a-
"I think I saw Finn out back with the rest of the family, if you were looking for him"
I nod and thank him before heading to the back to see whats going on.
Finns mom stops me and asks if i can help her carry a folding table outside, and when we get out back i see they have a whole set up.
i see a couple kids that look around 13-15 sitting on the patio, and two more sets of what im assuming are aunts and uncles all standing around talking with Finns dad.
A couple older kids, maybe in their early 20s are talking with the adults too.
One set of grandparents is already here and are inside helping Mrs Wolfhard get everything ready.
In the middle of the yard Finn lays on his back with three little girls piled on top of him, laughing and squirming.
His smile is beautiful i can practically feel my heart melting, and he smiles even wider when he sees me.
He rolls over, making all the girls fall off him and laugh even harder.
"And heres the girl ive been telling you about" he says, sitting up and propping himself up on his hands.
Two of the girls run up to me and hug my legs, both of them talking at once so i dont really understand what either are saying, but its still cute.
One girl hides behind Finn, peaking out at me from behind one of his curls.
"Im Maria" a girl with blonde hair and pig tails says, sticking her hand out for me to shake.
"Im Kelsie" i say, smiling at her then shooting Finn a look saying OH MY GOD IVE NEVER REALLY LIKED KIDS BUT THESE KIDS ARE SO FUCKING CUTE MY HEART IS EXPLODING wow.
"Im Emma" a girl with brown hair and braids says, and instead of sticking her hand out for me to shake, she just hugs me again.
I laugh and hug her back before turning my attention to the little blonde girl hiding behind Finn.
"And whats your name?" I ask sweetly, which is weird for me because im normally a complete Bitch.
"Lucy" she says shyly, sucking on her thumb but starting to come out from behind him.
"Hi Lucy, how old are you?"
"Four" she says, holding up four fingers
"Im four too!" Emma screams, jumping and latching herself onto my legs
"Im five!" Maria says, and Finn gives her a high five.
Hes such an weirdo. I freaking love it.
I sit down and pull Emma into my lap
"Are they twins?" I ask Finn, gesturing from Emma to Lucy
"Yup!" Emma says, playing with the bracelet on my wrist
"I think you already met one of my uncles, theyre his daughters" Finn adds, pulling Lucy into his lap.
This whole situation has me so soft you dont even know.
UGHHH
For the couple hours we just sat in the yard, Finn introduced me to the rest of his family, but the little girls love me too much to let me hang out with anyone else.
Lucys finally warmed up to me, and we're currently trying to teach Finn how to braid.
Hes been working on Maria's hair for a while now, still with no progress.
This is like his 20th attempt.
"No. Watch how i do it" I demonstrate on half of her head, doing it as slowly as i can to show him how its supposed to go.
I gave up on trying to teach him to french braid like an hour ago, now were just doing a basic braid.
But hey, all three of the girls know how to now, and theyre only 4 and 5 years old!
I watch as he horribly twists her hair, in a way that looks nothing at all like a braid, but at the same time improvement from the last one.
"Hey that was a little better! Were getting there!" I say, nudging him and laughing at his look of concentration.
"Even I can braid Finn. And im only four." Lucy says, and Finn sighs
"Im never gonna get it."
"Hey practice makes perfect. Winners never quit and quitters never win"
"Yes coach" he says, saluting me like a soldier.
I feel a tap on my shoulder and turn to see Emma.
"I want a piggy back ride" she says, sticking her lip out and pouting
"Your wish is my command" i say in a posh British accent, sounding like the incompetent bafoon i am.
She jumps on my back and i spin around, and run a couple circles around the group until she gets bored and jumps down.
"Youre really short" she says out of nowhere, and i gasp in shock
"fake news"
"Yeah she is really short" finn says, feeling the need to make an intelligent comment.
I send him a glare that would set him on fire if looks could kill and he just smirks back at me.
"Guys im not that short" i insist, and they all laugh.
"Sure" Sarah says, patting me on the shoulder.
Everyone always teases me about being short and i hate it so much, besides im really not even that short, i think to myself.
Oh wait no i said that out loud
Finn stands up next to me and measures where my head hits, pathetically hitting his ribs.
"Frick you"
"Well well well, she must be a south pole elf"
He smirks again
I subtly flip him off by pretending to wipe a tear off my face with my middle fingers.
Oops
The night is almost over and after a very mature conversation with the adults, hearing a long story about when his grandpas football team won state, and an awkward encounter with his 14 year old cousin who tried to hit on me, we decided to settle down in the basement and watch Moana.
Its pretty adorable, the girls seem to have every word memorized, and they're so enthralled by the movie that it gives Finn and I some time to talk.
"Hey so like haha can you adopt me?"
I ask, keeping my face as serious as possible and almost LOSING it at the look on his face
"What? Why would I adopt you?"
"Because I love your family so much and i want to be apart of it"
He smirks and scoots closer to me
"I can think of another way to make you part of the family"
"Haha. Okay. If you're referring to marriage then i hate to break it to you, but the feelings aren't mutual. Youre my homie, and i want to keep it that way" I say, patting him on the shoulder
"Darn. Guess ill go text Iris that im available" he says, patting ME on the shoulder and standing up to walk away, but i grab his pants to stop him from leaving
"Dont you fucking dare"
He just laughs at me and picks me up so im sitting on him
"You know whats kinda weird? Ive never really liked kids, all they do is whine and use up all your time and money, but after meeting your family, im starting to reconsider not having any kids"
He puts me down so im in front of him, and starts messing around with my hair, probably trying to braid again.
"Yeah i was kinda nervous to see how you'd be around them, they kept telling me how excited they were to meet you but i know you've mentioned that you dont like kids. But honestly i think they like you almost as much as they like me"
I was gonna make a cocky remark back, but all three of the girls start singing with Maui and i feel my heart just meeeeelt.
I look back at Finn and hes smiling almost as wide as i am, which again makes me feel like im gonna explode.
But then again everything he does makes me feel like that.
yEeT
Finn finishes up on my hair and pulls me back into his lap because hes clingy.
"Youre gonna make a great mom someday yanno"
I turn to look at him
"I guess youre gonna have to stick around to find out"
"Oh i plan to" he says, kissing my nose and tugging my braid, which actually looks pretty freaking good.
Only took him a million tries.
Emma and Lucy come over and sit on my lap, and Maria sits on Finns other leg.
Yup, i could definitely get used to this.
Hi. I suck actual ass and ive been really busy lately so im sorry. Hope u like this piece of shit💓💗💝💘
and uuhh btw the song in the last chapter isnt the one i wanted? thats some banjo shit idk what that is so sorry if you actually listened to that because it just made my ears bleed.
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