"you hOE THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT I CAN SEE YOUR NINE!!" Nick and I are currently playing an intense game of go fish while Finn is downstairs doing the dishes and cleaning the kitchen because hes a housewife. Hes even wearing an apron and gloves, obviously we flamed him for it but its kinda adorable. "No you cant! Go fish i dont have a nin-" I cut him off by ripping his cards out of his hands, and snatching the nine he claimed not to have. "Boom bitch" I hold up the nine and show him "Suck on that i win" He rolls his eyes and grabs his other cards back "Fuck you i call rematch" "Ready to lose again?" He starts to reply but Finn comes into the room, cutting him off "No time for a rematch, we gotta finish packing" He sits down next to us and i raise an eyebrow "Why? Aren't we leaving late tonight?" He nods his head "Yeah, but i wanna get all the packing out of the way so i can take you to one last place before we leave" "Okaaay where we goin" By the stupid smirk on his face i can already tell im not gonna like the answer. "Okay frick u. I just have one more thing to pack" I stand up and walk into his closet, grab all his sweatshirts and throw them in my suitcase. "Done"
Finn finally finished packing his stuff after like an hour, and i swear he packed everything hes ever owned. Basically the only thing left in his room is his bed. We're taking an Uber to go wherever were going, so we can just go straight to the airport after and not have to worry about parking, and his parents are gonna meet us there to drop our suitcases off. Not gonna lie this uber is pretty sketch, its a big black van and the man insisted that we sit in the very back row. He also hasn't talked to us since he picked us up, which normally wouldn't be super awkward but theres no other noise besides the car engine. Hes not even playing music or anything. Im doing everything I can not to burst out laughing, because the whole situation is so unbearably awkward. I cant even look at Finn because I know we'll both just lose it, and i dont think the driver would appreciate that. Finally, FINALLY, we pull up in front of a big black building. I cant really tell what it is because theres no signs on it or anything. "Thanks for the ride" i say as i get out, but the man just looks at me and drives away. Finn and I make eye contact for a split second and explode into a fit of laughter. "Oh my god that was so fucking awkward I thought I was gonna explode" "Lets just hope we dont get that dude on the way to the airport. Someone really needs to pull the stick outta his ass" Finn says, taking my hand and leading me towards the building. "Uhh Finn? Where even are we?" "I dont know why he dropped us off at the fucking back entrance" he says under his breath, ignoring my questions like always. Eh whatever ill just go with it He leads us around the bui- OH MY FUCKING GOD!! When I start seeing the signs a smile spreads across my face so big it lowkey hurts but I CANT HELP IT im actually a five year old. I look up at Finn who's already smiling at me "Boyfriend of the year award?" He asks, batting his eyelashes at me and trying to look cute, but he actually just looks like he has something in his eye. "You wish" i say, sprinting inside. Once were inside the first thing that catches my attention is a giant tank that takes up a whole wall. Its full of colorful fish, all different shapes and sizes. I do my best not to squeal out loud, but im so so so so so sO excited. Finn walks in shortly after and we pay to get our wrist bands and stuff, then we start walking around. "You look like you're about to piss yourself" He says, ruffling my hair and smirking at me. "I haven't been to an aquarium since i was like nine IM SO EXCITED" He laughs at me and does his best to keep up with me as I run from tank to tank to see the different fish.
The whole afternoon was so SO fun, we saw so many different animals, we even got to watch a dolphin show, which was really cool but ive heard a lot of bad things about dolphin shows, like that they abuse the dolphins and stuff, so we went and i talked to the trainers to see how they ran things. Finn had a grand old time teasing me for being a "weirdo", but he shut up when I threatened to shave his head in his sleep. My favorite part was by far the whale exhibit. It was a giant room, all four walls were part of the tank, and they had a giant whale shark, dolphins, like a million different kinds of fish, and by far my favorite, a beluga whale that would put its nose up to your hand if you put it on the glass. Finn and I sat in that room for like an hour just messing around with the beluga, i cant even describe how cute it was to see his face light up whenever the whale did something funny. At one point Finn got jealous because I wasn't giving him enough attention, i was just running around looking at all the exhibits, so he put me on his back. I pretended to be annoyed but it was actually kinda cute not gonna lie. Now were at the last exhibit, and Finns seemed really excited about it the whole time, and he keeps repeating that im gonna love it. Were walking down a hallway when suddenly all the lights turn off, leaving us in pitch black darkness. Its really dark even though everyone is turning on their phone flash lights, and i cant really even see the ground because im on Finns back still. "Is this supposed to happen?" I whisper into Finns ear, and i can feel him laugh a little "Why? You scared?" "No, just a concerned citizen." And then the lights in the water come on. And guess where were fucking standing. A motherfucking shark catwalk. Ive always been TERRIFIED of sharks, ever since i snuck into my grandpas room and watched Jaws when I was three years old. That sounds pretty pathetic but i dunno man. I dont fuck with sharks. Theres like 100 of the little demons swimming only like 10 feet below us, and all I can think about is what would happen if something were to go wrong. That would be a painful way to go out. "Hey Kels, love you and all but I kinda cant breathe" I didnt realize that i was sorta choking him while i was holding onto him for dear life. Oops. "Isnt this cool?" He asks, leaning back like hes gonna put me down but sike nah thats not happening. "Haha. Yeah. Can we maybe like, leave before the ground breaks and we become shark bait? Cuz im really not tryna die. The girls and I have plans tomorrow." "Okay you wimp. But only if you walk by yourself" Bitch. I jump down and walk in front of him so he can see me flipping him off. And bitch i dont know what kinda voodoo was put on me but something about being that close to instant death was mesmerizing. I felt my eyes pop out of their sockets and I stopped in place, just staring at all the sharks. Its so weird to think how it could all end so fast if the tiniest thing goes wrong, like a screw is loose in the catwalk or theres too much weight. I lean over the edge to see better, but Finn pulls me back because he's a party pooper. "Yeah, not today sis" "I just wanna see the sharks!" "Yeah well if you lean any farther you'll be swimming with them" he says, grabbing my hand and pulling me behind him. "Frick u Dad. You never let me do anything fun" i say, crossing my arms and glaring at him. "Disrespectful. Youre grounded." Just as I was about to come up with a snobby remark, im cut off by a high pitched screaming that causes both Finn and I to cover our ears. "OH MY GOD! ITS FINN WOLFHARD!" "Jesus rest in peace to her vocal cords-" Finn grabs my hand and starts sprinting, which is a small problem because were still on the tiny catwalk, and i dont do running. "Um okay sir. May I ask why were running for our lives? Its just a fan right?" Bitch I really dont do running. My lungs are not too happy with me right now. It sounds like there's other people running- oh fuck. I turn around and see a stampede of fan girls, literally trampling people to get to Finn. Who knew there were so many fangirls at the aquarium??? "Oh thank god the Ubers already here" Finn pants out, still running. The way his curls bounce when he runs is kinda mesmerizing, and I almost eat shit because im so focused on watching them. We sprint outside and run over to where our Uber says they're waiting. And just our luck, its the same Uber from before. Oh joy. "Wow" Finn breathes, leaning his head back on the seat and closing his eyes. "Do you ever get used to that?" He shakes his head "Nah. Probably never will either" He still seems kinda anxious, so I take his hand and trace the lines in his palm to calm him down. His anxiety has been pretty bad from the beginning, but I think its been getting worse and worse as he becomes more famous. He's bouncing his knee anxiously, so i put my other hand on it and make him look at me. "Thank you" he whispers "For what?" "For just being you. I'm so fucking lucky to have you" I scoff "Please. If anyone's lucky its me. Im definitely the luckiest human alive." He doesnt say anything, just smiles at me softly. After a while of him looking at me I start to feel insecure "Stop staring you dweeb you're making me self conscious" "Shut up you idiot. Im so in love with you its insane" Welp there goes my heart bye sis its been fun He laughs, probably at the stupid look on my face, and starts to lean down like hes gonna kiss me- "no no NO none of that. Seriously people, can you not even wait until I drop you off?" Finn and I both choke on air trying not to laugh "Sorry Sir" Finn says, and then leans down and whispers to me "Guess whos not getting a tip?"
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This is what the catwalk at my aquarium looks like just in case you cant picture it.
Love u hoes. U guys are too nice to me. My writing is actual straight ass. I appreciate u so much.
