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December 10, 2017

“Logan, come on! You said we could decorate today!” I yelled, barging into Logan’s room.

“Can’t you get Brendan to help you?”

“We’re all waiting for you bud.”

“Alright,” he said, standing up. “Let’s go.”

-

“Logan, when I said find a big tree I didn’t mean one that barely fits in the house,” I said, looking up at the giant tree. “We can’t even reach half of it.”

“Uh uh uh, that’s why I got a ladder.”

“We don’t even have enough ornaments, and we’re not using condoms like last year,” I said, cringing at the thought of last year's tree.

“We have merch though,” Logan smirked.

“Yes, and there is also a Wal-Mart five minutes away.”

“Okay, why don’t you do that and me, Evan, and Brendan will set up outside,” Logan suggested.

“Why don’t you and Evan set up outside and I take Brendan with me,” I shot back.

“Fine, you can take him,” Logan gave in. “Wait, who will vlog for me?”

“Logan, you are a vlogger. Hold the damn camera yourself,” I commented. “Come on Brendan, we’re going shopping,” I said, grabbing my keys off the counter.

-

“How many packs of ornaments do you think we need?” I asked, pushing the buggy.

“I don’t know, it is a pretty big tree.”

“Well, we already have a lot for a normal sized one, so we shouldn’t need that many, right?”

“I mean, we should get a few extra packs because Logan is bound to break some,” Brendan pointed out.

“Good thinking.” We walked back to where the Christmas decorations and stood in front of the wall of ornaments.

“Let’s get these,” Brendan said, picking up a pack and tossing it into the basket.

“Wait, do those have butterflies on them?” I asked, picking the pack up.

“Yep. How butterflies and Christmas go together, I don’t know, but Logan did send us to get the ornaments.”

“Good point.” I picked up two more packs and put them into the cart as well. “Wait, we need lights too.”

Brendan picked up a few more packs of ornaments. “Alright, let's go.”

We walked over a few aisles and picked out a few boxes of Christmas lights.

“I have a feeling this is about to be the weirdest Christmas ever.”

-

"Logan," I said, stepping out of the car. "Care to explain why there are like, 75 tons of snow in our driveway?"

"Well, I thought it would be fun to have a white Christmas."

"This is all going to be melted by then," I stated. "Plus, we're going to Ohio for Christmas, remember?"

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Well, now we have snow in our driveway."

"Yep, we also probably have neighbors waiting to send in their complaints."

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I'm sorry for the short chapter, I just didn't really know where this was going and I couldn't really use the boys because of Jingle Ball, even though this is all made up and I could have skipped that, I didn't. So yeah.

Also, if you're confused about the condom tree, here is a pic.

WARNING TO NON MATURE AND YOUNG PEOPLE, JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE PICS.

WARNING TO NON MATURE AND YOUNG PEOPLE, JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE PICS

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Yes. I stan the weird dude putting a dildo on the top of his condom Christmas tree. He also did this

This is why my mind is the way it is

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This is why my mind is the way it is. Well, this and the boys at school who only think about sex. Okay well that's enough for this topic. Bye. Have a good day, sorry for possibly scaring some people, things like this are just normal for me bc of people from school
*cough*nearly every boy at school*cough*

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