marvel//one-shots

i - spideypool

this is a teenage deadpool so that it's less illegal. this means wade will be fundamentally different, and not have had many of the experiences in the movies yet.
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"Wow! Nice suit dude!" Peter Parker aimed a web at the red assassin, and pulled of the mask to reveal the face of his opponent. Or, it seemed, most of the face.

"Man, are you alright?" He asked as he jumped down from the platform he had stood on.

"I'm fine, but could you, like, give me the mask back?" The boy sounded arrogant and funny, and as though he should be a narrator of something. He interested Peter.

"What's your name?"

"Deadpool."

"Dude, that's such a cool name. I'm Spider-man, by the way." As he said this, a car horn sounded aggressively and a shout followed.

"Mr. Pool! Did you get him?" Deadpool looked momentarily back at Peter, waved, and began to jog towards the car.

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"How was your day kid?" Tony asked as Peter walked into the room, dropping his bag.

"Good.." He replied absentmindedly, considering asking about the boy he had met briefly, only an hour before.

Tony looked at the kid, he could tell when something was up. He had just decided not to pursue it when Peter asked; "Mr. Stark, do you know about anyone named Deadpool?"

This was surprising. The X-Men usually didn't work around this area, they knew it was Avengers territory. But then again, Wade had never strictly conformed with the rest of the group.

"I've heard of him, he's part of the X-Men, I wouldn't trust him if he's talking to you."

"I just saw him earlier today when I was saving this old lady." Peter said, regretting having brought it up.

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"Oi! Spider!" Wade Wilson called out. He could see the boy swinging from building to building up ahead.

"Don't fall!" The spider-kid looked back, and even with a mask on, it was obvious the kid was pissed. He swung back to where Wade was standing.

"That mugger got away. Hi Deadpool." Peter Parker said, slightly out of breath. He removed his mask to reveal what Deadpool thought to be a very pretty face.

Wade just looked, studying Spidey's face. He looked about fifteen, maybe sixteen. Around his age at least. Nice jawline, and pretty eyes. If it weren't for Captain America, Wade might've just considered this his sexual awakening.

"Uh, dude?"

"S-sorry." Wade snapped himself back to reality. He thought for almost a full second about whether he should say anything more, or walk away, or just-

Wade Wilson had suddenly started kissing Peter Parker. After a few moments, Peter recovered and let the kiss continue. It was nice.

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i don't know how to feel about this. but, hey, it's a thing.
also thanks for over 150 reads oof