{Complete} Love is infectious ~ Tweek x Craig / Craig of the Dead fan fiction

4

"Oh fucking shit!" Tricia slams her hands over her ears, "that's so fucking loud."

I look up at the sky to see a large smoke cloud drifting in the wind.

"Look after Jimmy." I tell Tricia, grabbing her katana as I jump onto the ladder.

"Hey! Get back here, you asshole!" She yells.

I ignore her and continue climbing, my body screaming at me to slow down. Once I reach the top of the building the smoke is unbearable. I pull my shirt over my nose and rush to the edge of the roof to peer down at the car. Well, I should say where the car was.

The car has been completely destroyed. A large fire is now in its place, engulfing anything that comes too close. Any zombie that wanders near is immediately swallowed by the flames.

"Jason!" I yell, "Kevin!"

I spot a small body curled in the fetal position near the car. The sky-blue jacket and jet-black hair are tell-tale signs of Kevin.

"Kev! Stay there!" I shout to him, although I doubt he can hear me.

I run to the other ladder and climb down as quickly as I possibly can without falling. Luckily there are no zombies wandering over to Kevin, however they are all making their way over to me.

I slice through them with Tricia's katana. It gets stuck in their skulls a few times, but not enough to be a big problem.
The smoke is making it hard to see and my eyes are watering badly. I can hardly breathe so I want to get out of here as soon as possible.

As soon as I have cleared out the closest zombies, I run over to Kevin. I know you don't move unconscious bodies, but it's either move him or have him be eaten.

I gasp, seeing the side of his face. It's burned badly, reminding me of Two-Face from the batman movies.

"Kev!" I shout, hoping he'll wake up, "Kevin Stoley, open your fucking eyes!"

He doesn't.

I tilt his head to the side and press my fingers to his neck to feel for his pulse. It's slow, but it's there.

"Thank god." I mutter, picking him up and slinging him over my shoulder.

I look over at the zombies to see how close they are. Luckily they seem to be more interested in fried Jason, so I won't have any trouble getting to the ladder.
The Cartman is still stood at the entrance of the alley, which is good since Tricia and Jimmy will be safe.

I run to the ladder as quickly as I can without attracting any attention and climb up it carefully, not wanting to drop Kevin. Since he's unconscious it's harder to carry him up than Jimmy.

"You were always so impatient," I tell him, although he can't hear me, "and I always told you to wait. Look where it got you."

When I finally reach the top, I move Kevin slightly so he won't slip and then quickly head towards the next ladder.
The smoke is still unbearable and I hope that Kevin will be okay, but unfortunately I don't have anything to help him breathe clearly.

From up here I can hear Tricia and Jimmy talking. I can't quite make out all of what they're saying, but I catch some words. It sounds like more nerd talk.

I start climbing down the ladder, my hand beginning to ache with all of the gripping. It's getting sweatier by the second and I worry that I'll fall, but luckily I reach the bottom of the ladder before anything bad happens.

"Craig, is he okay?" Tricia asks, dropping to her knees as I lie Kevin down on the ground. She presses her hand to his forehead and frowns, "he's burning up."

"No shit, Sherlock. The car fucking exploded right next to him."

She flips me off and feels for a pulse. Judging by her facial expression, it's still slow. She leans down and listens for breathing, which I accidentally forgot to check for, and breathes a sigh of relief.

"He'll hopefully be fine. We should get him back, though." She gets to her feet and takes her katana back.

I pick Kevin back up and throw him over my shoulder again. I hope he doesn't mind being tossed around like a sack of potatoes.

"How far is the walk back?" I ask, "Kevin is kinda heavy."

Jimmy whips out a map from his back pocket. He finds where we are on the map and frowns.

"A-Around three miles."

"Fuck!"