Marvel Boyfriend Scenarios

Loki Laufeyson

"Banished to Midgard until they free space in the dungeons. Banished! Does he not know of who I am!? Of course he knows, he is the all-father. He does not care. Not even mother defended me. Disappointing. Midgard will be fine, he said. You will fit riiiiiiiiight in, he said. It grows on you, he said. Of cooourse brother would say that, he has claimed a Midgardian mistress to keep him occupied." the disgruntled god mutters pacing back and forth in the alleyway, I sip my Starbucks and curse under my breath when it makes a slurping noise; he's been alerted to my presence. "How long have you been there?" he raises an eyebrow.
"I, uh, just got here." he smirks.
"My dear, I am the god of mischief and lies: do you seriously believe you can lie to me?" I shake my head embarrassed as he approaches me, "You are apparently also inherently abysmal at lying." he snickers. I just look down at my feet I didn't realise how interesting my trainers are, pretty good workmanship. "Now now, no need to feel ashamed. I do love a good girl~" he purrs, man he knows how to make me flustered. He takes the empty plastic cup from my loose grip and studies my misspelled name scrawled on the side. "What an odd way to spell (Y/N) . . . its an elegant name in certain areas of Asgard but here . . . it just looks weird." I shake my head.
"N-no, they just s-spelt it wrong." I stammer, I just can't pull myself together under his intense sapphire gaze when I'm alone. He nods before crushing it and opening his palm to reveal that it has disappeared, I stand gawking at this small show of sorcery.
"Take my hand my dear and we can correct their errors." Loki grins and extends his hand to me, I hesitantly take it before he produces the staff Nat was holding when I first met him from his cloak. In a flash of green he is wearing an expensive-looking suit and he blends right in with the bustle of business men as it is midday, his staff shrinks into a cane and he puts my hand in the crook of his elbow as we walk off. He does look pretty dashing too.

"I thought they took your staff." I state more than ask, he nods.
"That they did, but they cannot stop me: the great Loki Laufeyson, rightful heir to the throne." he proclaims proudly. We stroll down the sidewalk chatting away about anything and everything. He tells me of his family and how he was adopted, the hardships he's faced in the shadow of Thor and some amusing tricks he did as a child. "And then he picked me up thinking I was a snake, did I tell you he loves those? Anyway, he picks me up and I transform back into me, stab him and then run off." I laugh so hard I snort which causes him to raise an eyebrow and also laugh, we are an absolute giggling mess by the time we stumble into Starbucks. A few people glance at us before returning to whatever they were doing, it's normal for a pair of rowdy adults to come into a coffee shop. Loki waltzes right up to the counter and there are a few customers who angrily growl at him. "Mortals." he huffs disgustedly before turning to the barrister.
"I'm like sorry dude but you totally can't do that, its not on." a bored girl with blonde hair and electric blue highlights drawls, she's chewing-no smacking gum.
"Good grief woman, you are obnoxious." I had described her as the one who got my name wrong, he glances down and reads her nametag, "Okay (H/N), you have committed a deed of high treason and for that you must pay. Bow down to me or pay with your life." he demands, his voice strong and powerful.
"Hey freak show, you're holding up the line." a random patron shouts, waving a fist. Loki rolls his eyes and sighs, raising his 'cane'.
"Silence you dimwit." and blasts him with an icy beam, it crackles as he freezes in ice. People start to scream and cower in fear, they can't leave as the doors are now frozen shut courtesy of the Asgardian prince. "Now, as I was saying, bow to me or die." he repeats but more bluntly this time, he disinterestedly examines his nails.

"Are you like buying a drink or nah?" she asks, still loudly chewing her gum, he groans.
"How are you so oblivious, forget it. Make two (S/O)s."
"Names?" she pops the lid off her marker.
"Loki, L-O-K-I." she nods and the marker squeaks, "The other is (Y/N)." he spells my name and makes sure he emphasises the spelling.
"Okay sir." she chirps and makes the drinks, once it is done she calls out our names and we retrieve our drinks. "You gotta pay for that ya know." she adds, Loki spins on his heel and looks at her. "Its up to you how you pay though cutie~" she winks at him and emphasises her fairly small breasts that are clearly wedged into a stuffed bra.
"Oh my! You blithering imbecile!" he exclaims, clearly exasperated by her. He slams the cane on the floor and everyone in the shop is frozen in seconds. "Oooo is that what you mortals call shortbread?" he giggles and snatches a bag before we run off, cackling at what just happened.

We spend the rest of the day causing mayhem and freezing people, he even helps me wield the cane/staff. It's an absolute blast - no pun intended - until Thor shows up and stops our antics, Natasha sashays over too.
"I expected better than this from you (Y/N)." she scolds, I sigh and roll my eyes whilst leaning into Loki.
"Spoil sports." I mutter under my breath to him making Loki chuckle.
"Father put you here as punishment brother, I cannot allow you to enjoy the experience. I have no choice but to confine you." Loki groans.
"Fiiiiiiiiiiine." and Thor arrests him with some strange alien handcuffs, I huff and follow Nat back to the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters. "Farewell my dear." he calls.
"Until we meet again Loki." I grin.

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