Assassination Classroom: My Perspective

Assassination Classroom: Chapter 27

Assassination Classroom: Chapter 27
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We all changed and went back to the classroom. We waited for Ms. Bitch to start teaching...

After Karma said something, she interrupted and started talking. "You all are just misfits and dropouts, right? There's no use in teaching failures like you! So! If you help me assassinate him today, I'll give you five million yen, which will do much more for you than a bunch of lousy English lessons!-" She was about to continue, when someone threw an eraser at her. "...Get out..." I heard them mutter...

It didn't take long before the whole class was throwing stuff at her and yelling. Kayano and I, (being the flatties that we were) held up signs saying, "NO BIG BOOBS! DOWN WITH THE BOOBIES!" And such. Everyone else was yelling and throwing erasers and pens. She eventually stormed out and into the teacher's lounge. We heard her open the door abruptly and slam it behind her. We could almost make out what she was yelling at Karasuma-Sensei. Eventually, they left to go into the forest and we went outside to play Assassination Badminton; something Karasuma-sensei had taught us. We tossed the yellow ball around with our curled-up knives. Isogai jumped up on the other side of the net, and whacked it with his knife, causing it to hurdle towards me. I was ready to hit it when Karma leaped out and got it for me. "Hey!..." I yelled, somewhat frustrated and bummed. "Nyes?..." he responded as he turned to me with a devilish smile. "I was gonna get that!" I said as I crossed my arms and huffed, to which he chuckled and said, "at the speed you were going, it was going to hit you in the face." I smiled slightly. "Whatever..." I mumbled. We continued playing and Karasuma-sensei and Ms. Bitch made there way over to us while Karasuma-sensei was talking to her. We went inside and finished the teaching day, leaving a day after tomorrow for testing.

I went home, did my nightly routine and went to bed.

I woke up, got dressed, ate breakfast, grabbed my books and papers, and ran out the door.

I ran up the hill and got to the classroom. The desks were set into tables at a maximum of seven each. I sat at Karma's table next to Okuda, as that's where my desk was moved. As class was about to start, Isogai, Kataoka, and Korosensei came in the classroom holding heavy boxes, and Korosensei was ambushed by Maehara, Okajima, and Mimura. Korosensei flew in, easily dodging their knives as he set the science equipment on each of our tables.  The boys were tired, and were told to go back to their seats.

After a bit of mixing chemicals and stirring forums, Okuda sat up from next to me, and walked up to Korosensei. There, she asked him to drink the poison she made. Everyone was surprised at her reasoning. Sugino said, "Okuda, no one's dumb enough to-" He was interrupted by Korosensei. "I shall drink it, then!" Everyone was shocked, as he began to drink it. He drank the first one, his face turned blue and he sprouted horns on his head. He drank the second one, and his face turned green with little wings on each side. He drank the last one, and...

His face was white and expressionless. He asked Okuda to stay inside while we went to P.E.

We started our journey down the "hill" for the assembly we'd only just heard about.

"AGH! I can't take this anymore!!" I heard someone yell. I tripped over myself and face planted in the dirt. "Ow...!" I whined as I stood up, my face a dirty mess. I brushed myself off and Kayano brushed my face for me. "Kaya-Imouto San! I can't. Do. This! It's soooo hot!" I complained as I sighed. Kayano wrapped her arm around my shoulder. "We can do this! Think about all the short and flat little girls out there like us that you want to inspire! LESS DO THIS THING!!" She yelled inspirationally. "HAIL TO NARNIA!" Nakamura interrupted. We started off skipping down the hill again, but were met by more trouble... Okajima got the worst of every part of it. Chiba and Mimura almost drowned as Oakijima floated away in the river we weren't told about. "Okajima!!" Everyone yelled. Next were snakes, I shrieked as one slithered up my leg. "Okajima-kun!!" We all yelled as he jumped in front of us all, to keep the snakes from biting us. Then, boulders. "O-Okajima!!" Everyone yelled as he ran away from one tumbling towards him. Bees! Kayano and I screamed as a bee started flying around us, causing us to freak out and bump heads. "Okajima!!" We shrieked as he was hurdling away from a swarm of them. Nagisa muttered. "He's... sure been through a lot..."

We all sat down, finally. I sat on my knees and looked up, eyes closed as I used my hand to block out the sunlight. Everyone had been brought down, so very tired. "Aaaah... I can't do this! Enough with the bees and everything...!" Okuda said in between breaths. "Waaaiiitt!!!" We heard an annoyingly familiar voice cry as it got louder and she came closer. "No one told me about an assembly during lunch break!!" Ms. Bitch yelled as she came to her knees. "Wow, you're really slow, Ms. Bitch..." Sugino started. "YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW HARD RUNNING IN HEELS IS." She snapped back.

We continued down the mountain aaaand... finally made it to our destination. "GOAL!" I yelled as I leaped onto the pavement and then fell to my knees. Isogai encouraged us to get up and get inside. "Aaaah... alright..." I mumbled in between breaths. Everyone reluctantly made their way inside. We were greeted by glares and sneers and couldn't do anything but ignore it. Teresaka stood close to me, to ensure that nothing with Asano came up... he knew about my past dealings with him.