Assassination Classroom: My Perspective

Assassination Classroom: Chapter 39

Assassination Classroom: Chapter 39
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"Ew... Who wants to talk about boys?" Kataoka asked, her face emotionless. "Oh come on, that's what girls talk about on trips like these, don't be a party-pooper." Nakamura added. "I'll start! I have a huge crush on Mr. Karasuma!" Kurahashi offered right up, with a cute smile. "Honey, there's no one here that doesn't have a thing for that man." Nakamura was right. "I mean boys in our class that you think are hotties." Kurahashi sighed. "Well, whatever gets the ball rolling. Isogai and Maehara are half decent, I guess." Nakamura confessed. "Gross, you don't seriously like them..." Kataoka added. "Why not? Maehara plays the field, though, so I'd never actually go out with him. Isogai's class monitor, so he's like, upperly mobile." Nakamura finished with a slight chuckle in her voice. Nakamura, Kanzaki, and Kayano turned to me with a devilish smile, I knew what was coming. "Koi-chan, who do you think is cute?" There was a long, long pause. 'Who DO I like?...' Kayano interrupted. "SHE LIKES KARMA-KU-" I had immediately stopped her by tackling her and wrapping my arms around her mouth so she couldn't finish. They had all heard her. My face was red as a tomato. "D-Damn it, Kaya-Imouto San!" I let go and sat on my knees, covering my face. She chuckled, so did Kanzaki and Nakamura. Nakamura leaned in and whispered. "I'll make sure you two hook up~" I screeched and hid my face in a pillow. Yada spoke up, trying to cheer me up, and then all the girls. "I don't know, Karma's the cutest of the bunch if you ask me." One of the girls spoke up, knocking me back down again. "Too bad he's such a psycho!" and then a resounding, "True." from all of the girls. My heart ached. "Ahhh, Kaya-Imouto San, why would you do this to meee..." I whimpered as I sat up. She giggled, "Sorry, Koi-chan~" Kayano winked. Kayano and I turned to Kanzaki. "Who'd you pick, Kanzaki?" We asked in unison. "Uh, I don't really think about it. No idea, sorry..." Kayano, Nakamura and I tackled her playfully. "Oh please, liar!" Kayano and I giggled. We'd pinned her and started tickling her. "I know you like Sugino!" I yelled, she was laughing. "Okay, girls, settle down." Ms. Bitch said as she walked in. "I'm supposed to tell you lights out, so, I dunno, at least pretend to be asleep?" She said as she pulled her beer cozy closer to her. "Wow, what a chaperone, there!" Nakamura chuckled. "Hey, no fair! How come you get to drink beer?" Kurahashi asked, crawling over to us. "I want some, too!" I yelled as I crawled closer to
Ms. Bitch. "Huh? I'm an adult, sweety, adults get to drink beer." Ms. Bitch replied, turning on her heels. "Why not stay up with us? You could tell us some adult stories." Yada offered. "Huh?"
Ms. Bitch stuttered. "We'd probably get more out of it than your usual classes!" I laughed. "Now, you trashy little brunette!-" She was interrupted by Yada pushing her into the room and shutting the door. "Now, now, don't be ashamed!" She chuckled.

-Small Time Skip-

"Whaat?! You're only 20?!" We all exclaimed as Ms. Bitch sat on the floor with a can of beer in her hand. "I mean, you look great, it's just that you have so much experience!" I said. "Yeah, and that whole black widow vibe?" Fuwa added. "Ladies, I wouldn't have gotten this far in my line of work if I were- WHO THE HELL JUST CALLED ME A BLACK WIDOW?!- Ugh, whatever. But, kids, if I teach you nothing else..." She bit into a dumpling. "You should know, sex appeal is skin deep, and by the time you get it, it fades. I learned that all too well where I was growing up." She added. "Wow, Professor Bitch actually said something profound, for a change." Fuwa gasped slightly. "I feel like it's a load of BS." Nakamura added. "I heard that, you little whore!" Ms. Bitch snapped at Nakamura. "Ignore her, tell us about all the rich men you seduced and killed!" Yada asked, suddenly interested. "Yeah, I totally second that!" Kurahashi yelled, raising her hand. "Well, if you insist..." Ms. Bitch smiled and rested her hand on her chin. "But be warned, my life story might be a bit spicy for girls like you." She said, eyeing me specifically.  I was just. Too. Innocent. I was going to cover my ears as she started, but she noticed a bright pink Korosensei in the room, standing out like a sore thumb. "It all began at the tender age of 17... I DON'T THINK SO, PAL!" she yelled, causing us all to turn around and look at him. "YOU GOTTA LOT OF NERVE HELPING YOURSELF TO OUR GIRL TALK!" "Huhhh? But I wanna hear your stories, too! Why can't an impartial observer get in on this action?" He asked. "Because! You never tell us about YOUR love life, you wanna sit here and listen? Fine! But give us the goods!" Nakamura yelled, raising her pointer finger at him. "She's right! It's only fair, y'know!" I yelled as I also raised my pointer finger at him. "We know you've got a romance in there, somewhere!" Yada yelled, pointing at him. "You like giant boobs!" Kayano yelled, pointing at him. "We know you've at least had a crush on somebody!" I yelled again. We were all pointing at him, now. There was a pause, and then he flew out the door. We all pulled out our knives and began running at him. "GO GET HIM, PUNISH HIM!" Ms. Bitch yelled as she also pulled out her knife. He was caught between a rock and a hard place. He ran into the boys in the middle of the hallway. Maybe he had gotten into some trouble with them, too? I walked up to Nagisa and Karma, who were just standing in the hallway, watching them. "You still trying to assassinate him? Huh, assassination doesn't have a curfew, does it?" Karma asked. Nagisa and I shook our heads. I lazily tossed my anti-sensei knife into the chaos, and Nagisa shot an anti-sensei B.B. into the crowd.

-Time Skip-

I was walking in the hallway with Karma and noticed Nagisa and Kayano, next to, and looking out a window. I smiled. 'Nagisa's finally realized I'm not the one he loves... Sure, he cares about me a great deal, but, maybe now... as a friend.' I smiled warmly, and felt an arm wrap around my shoulder. I turned and looked up at a certain red-head. "Why're you so happy?" He asked with a chuckle. I smiled again, "No reason." We walked up behind Kayano and Nagisa, and stood next to them, staring out the same window. I winked and gave a thumbs up to Kayano, she blushed and did the same to me. We ended the night staring at the stars... what a beautiful way to say goodbye to Kyoto.