Assassination Classroom: My Perspective

Assassination Classroom: Chapter 40

Assassination Classroom: Chapter 40
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I woke up to giggling from two very familiar voices. "... Huh...?" I mumbled as I tried to wake up a little. I rubbed my eyes and sat up, yawning. "M-Maehara... Karma-Kun... What's up?..." I asked as I was still half asleep. I noticed they both had their phones out, and I realized that they had been taking pictures of Nakamura and me. "W-What the hell... Why're you two taking pictures?..." I asked. Maehara and Karma shoved their phones into my face, revealing very embarrassing pictures of Nakamura and me. I had my arms wrapped around her waist, she had her arm around my torso. She had a trail of saliva running from her mouth to her chin, mouth wide open, and I... 'Oh god...' I thought in terror. My thigh was revealed just a little bit at the top, where the night gown met its other half. "PERVERTS!!" I yelled as I grabbed a pillow and swung it into their heads, my face red as a tomato. Nakamura got up and yawned. "What's up, guys?..." She rubbed her eyes. Maehara laughed and handed her the phone. Her eyes widened, and she tossed it across the room.

-After Returning to Tokyo, The Next Day-

I woke up after hearing my alarm clock scream at me for ten minutes. "KYAAAA!!! I'M LATE! AND ON THE DAY A NEW STUDENT COMES!!" I lept out the door, still slipping my shoes on.

I had finally gotten at least half way up the hill, and I was met by Nakamura and Kayano. I was panting. "You alright, Koi-chan?" Kayano asked, turning her head in my direction. "N-No..." I muttered, reaching for a water bottle in my bag. "It's so hot!..." I mumble-yelled. "Aye, aye." Nakamura nodded and we made our way up the hill. "D'ya hear about the new girl?" Nakamura asked as she swung her bag over her shoulder. "Yeah!" I smiled, pulling out a picture that Okajima had sent out to everyone. "He said he's already set it as the wallpaper on his phone... That's so creepy!" I yelled, making Kayano and Nakamura chuckle. "Yeah, he did that when you were the new girl here, too." Nakamura sighed in between a laugh. "What?!"

I opened the door to the classroom, ready to welcome the new girl with open arms. I walked inside, a smile on my face, and then I noticed... A rather large screen sitting in the back-right corner of the classroom. "Ehh...?" I mumbled. "The hell is this?" Okajima asked as we all circled around it. It turned on. "Good morning, fellow students." I jumped, very confused. "Huhhh?" Everyone mumbled in a questioning tone. "I am A.I.F.A. Which is an acronym for Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery, and I am happy to be a part of this class." She said, right before turning off. "Woahhhh!!!" I yelled in excitement. Nagisa, Sugino and Okajima had a blank expression on their faces. I chuckled.

-Time Skip-

Mr. Karasuma wrote her name down on the board and explained who she was. 'I wonder why the flip she has to be a computer...' I thought to myself as I heard a giggle from Korosensei, quickly being corrected by Mr. Karasuma.

-Another Time Skip-

Korosensei was in the middle of a lesson when the room went slightly dark, and the A.I.F.A.'s sides opened, revealing what looked like cannons... Or, something. 'Dayum, I am terrible at recognizing guns.' I lectured myself. "NEVERMIND-" I heard Nagisa yell, making me wonder what him and Kayano were talking about. "HOLY CRAP!" Sugino yelled, right as the A.I.F.A.'s guns went off, firing at Korosensei. Karma lept from his chair and wrapped his arms around me as I ducked. "What's this for?" I asked as I looked up at him, exchanging a worried glance. "Four shotguns, two machine guns, and a few cascades of anti-me B.B.'s." I heard Korosensei name her weapons as he dodged them all. "I applaud your perparious, young lady. But, for the sake of someone's eye not being shot out, I must say that using those in class is strictly prohibited." Korosensei explained as he dodged one that came hurtling at his face. "Understood. The next round of fire will be aimed more carefully." I heard her say as the screen went black, but words in bright green appeared... It looked like she was calculating something. "What?! Not again!!" I yelled as Karma tightened himself around me, making my face tint red a little bit. "Re-calculating trajectory. Correcting angle. Entering auto evolution fase 52802." She said again. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. Stubborn, aren't we?" Korosensei said, waving his chalk around as his face turned yellow with green stripes. She went off again. Korosensei dodged them all... all except...

For one.

It hit his tentacle, causing it to fly off, and his chalk to fall and break against the ground. Everyone was shocked, I sat there, mouth agape as Karma sat back down in his seat. She went on, calculating the possibility of her "neutralizing the target" each time she would attack. "Probability of neutralizing target before graduation... 1.90%." I was shocked, and Korosensei looked nervous. "Be advised... third attack is commencing now, Korosensei." She said with a smile as her screen went back to coding and calculating. This time the bullets flew sharper and faster. I hid under the desk, arms over my head. I was the person who had to sit right next to her. Everyone panicked, slightly. She kept adding guns and calculating and shooting.

-Time Skip-

"Great, now we get to clean up the mess." Maehara said as I was tossed a broom. I heard one of Teresaka's friends flirting with her, trying to get her to help clean up.

Every period of this class was another outrageous attack by the computer... It freaked me out and always caught me by surprize.

I walked home with Nakamura and Kayano, and they stayed for dinner.