*Spriha teleports to Zodiac World*
Spriha: ZODIACS I MISSED YOUUUUU!!!
Zodiacs: We missed you too!! *hug Spriha*
Spriha: :3 Anyway, I have all sorts of truths and dares for you guys!
Aquarius: Nice! By who?
Spriha: The newest member of our queen gang, @drealol123 !!
*in walks a girl with a crown made of oreos on her head*
Girl: Hey zodiacs!! I'm @drealol123 but you can call me Drea! I'm a Gemini, and also the Queen of Oreos!
Gemini: Ayyyy another me! *fist bumps Drea*
Drea: Okay so let's get started!! The first truth is for the Fire signs!
Fire signs: WE RULE!!
Everyone else: *roll eyes*
Drea: So, who's your celebrity crush? And if you could kill anyone in this world, who would it be?
Aries: My celebrity crush is Taylor Swift, and I would kill...um...I don't know I don't wanna kill anyone!
Leo: Well celebrity crushes are stupid, and I would want to kill...uh maybe that ant that was bugging me this morning... (Wow Leo, WOW)
Sagittarius: My celebrity crush is Ariana Grande and I would kill DONALD TRUMP
Drea and Spriha: Saaaammmmeeee *high five Sagittarius*
Drea: Okay the next truth is for the Air signs. Who's the most crazy in the group and who's the evillest?
Aquarius and Libra: OBVIOUSLY GEMINI
Gemini: Yup. *strikes a pose*
Drea: Of course, we Geminis are the CRAZIEST OF THEM ALL!
Gayatri: *jumps in through the window* AYYYY YEAH!! *high fives Drea and Gemini* *jumps back out the window*
Drea: Okay and Gemini, how do feel to have America's most hated man, Donald Trump, as your sign?
Gemini: RAGE AHFLSJGKJBSKRUGJSKJBGRL
Drea: Lol I get you so much. Okay and now the earth signs!
Virgo, Taurus, and Capricorn: Yay!
Spriha, NBA, Blu, and Korra: Yay!
Zodiacs: Waaa why are you guys here? And why're you saying yes?
NBA: We're the Earth sign group *puts on sunglasses*
Blu: Yup. I'm a Capricorn, Korra's a Taurus, and Spriha and NBA are Virgos.
Earth signs: Niiice
Drea: Okay, Earth signs. How many kids do you want in the future?
Virgo: None. Nada.
Taurus: Lol I won't even get married so who cares about kids
Capricorn: Uh...I haven't really thought about that yet...
Drea: Cool. Okay and now finally the Water signs! Who would you like to drown in a pool of blood?
Cancer: Anyone who dares to hurt those I love.
Scorpio: No one! That's so evil!
Pisces: Eh. The world, maybe?
Everyone: Ummm...
Pisces: What?
Drea: Okay. And now...I have a truth for Spriha!
Spriha: Nice. What's up?
Drea: *evil lenny face* Do you have a crush??
Spriha: Lol no. Why waste my time on boys when I can write zodiac chapters on Wattpad?
Everyone: *disappointed* Awwwwww....
Spriha: *rolls eyes*
Drea: Okay and now I have a question for everyone. What's your greatest fear and how do you feel about flamethrowers and oreos?
Aries: My greatest fear is...well...being alone. Flamethrowers are pretty cool, and oreos are nice.
Taurus: My greatest fear is disappointing people. Flamethrowers are eh but oreos are good.
Gemini: My greatest fear is being misunderstood. And FLAMETHROWERS AND OREOS ARE AWESOME!!
Cancer: My greatest fear is as I said before to Gayatri, losing those I love. I'm not very fond of flamethrowers because they're dangerous but oreos are life.
Leo: My greatest fear is people thinking that I'm just a normal person. I don't really care about flamethrowers and oreos are okay.
Virgo: My greatest fear is failure. Flamethrowers are nice BUT I LOVE OREOOOOSSSS!!
Libra: My greatest fear is not being happy. Oreos are yummy, but I don't know what a flamethrower is.
Scorpio: My greatest fear is not being able to do my best on something. I don't like flamethrowers or oreos.
Drea: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU??? *tries to jump on Scorpio but gets held back by the other zodiacs and Da Queens*
Scorpio: Uh...
NBA: *whispers* I suggest you run to another galaxy...
Scorpio: Uhhhh...okay then...
Spriha: *snaps*
Scorpio: *gets teleported to another galaxy*
*everyone lets go of Drea*
Drea: Whew. HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE FLAMETHROWERS AND OREOS???
Korra: Okay okay, she's gone now. Calm down...
Drea: Ugh fine. Sagittarius, go on.
Sagittarius: Okay. My greatest fear is death. Oreos are good but flamethrowers are AWESOME
Capricorn: My greatest fear is not being known for who I really am. Oreos are okay but I don't like flamethrowers because they're a weapon.
Aquarius: My greatest fear is not living life up to its fullest. I LOVE OREOS SO MUCH!!! And flamethrowers are pretty cool, too!
Pisces: My greatest fear is being rejected. Flamethrowers and oreos are both pretty cool.
Spriha: Alright everyone, that was great!
Drea: *rolls eyes* I can't BELIEVE that some people don't like oreos and flamethrowers!!!
Spriha: Yeah, well so that concludes this chapter! We'll do the dares in another chapter because this has gone quite long. Bye!
Drea: Bye Zo zo's!
Zodiacs except Scorpio: Bye Drea!
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Scorpio: *still in another galaxy* Uh...hello? Anyone there?
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Zodiac Truth or Dare
HumorTruth or dare? The zodiacs are really in for it now! Read for funny chaos and non-stereotypical zodiacs.