Dedicated to Lost_Sanity129, 1234567890lizi, brynn_broussard, zodiacpie, kyu_mi911, and TheonitsaChrysanthou (yes it's a lot of people so hang on, this chapter is a heck of a ride)
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
*Spriha teleports to the studio*
The zodiacs are watching TV, but Spriha turns it off and chucks it out the window.
Spriha: HI GUYS!! Miss me??
Leo: But...our TV!!!
Aries: Press F to pay respects
Aquarius: *dramatic sob* Mr. Zodiac TV junior had a wonderful life from 2019 to 2020... *lays flowers on a gravestone*
Other Zodiacs: *grieving and wearing all black clothes*
Spriha: Ummm.... O_O
Scorpio: Shhh, let us give our thanks to the many tv shows he let us binge.
Spriha: O...k...ANYWAY! Guys, I'll get you another TV, but right now, it's time for truth or dare!!!
Cancer: Oh yeah, yeet
Spriha: This time there's a bunch of stuff from many people! No guests, though, so it's just le fabulous MEEE!!! *jazz hands*
Drea: And le fabesome MEEEE!!! *jazz hands*
Spriha: Okay so first...oh, remember Lost?
Capricorn: Yup my fellow crazy Capricorn!
Spriha: Yeah! She wasn't able to visit, but she sent a few dares! First, y'all have to attempt a cartwheel.
Zodiacs: Uhh oki
Everyone attempts a cartwheel, but only Aries, Libra, Scorpio, and Pisces are actually able to do one. Everyone else is too out of shape (lol).
Spriha: Wow, y'all suck at gymnastics
Sagittarius: hEY! :(( Why don't you do one then??
Spriha: I can't do a cartwheel :D
Zodiacs: *sarcastic clapping*
Spriha: *bows* Thank you, thank you. Now, run or walk?
Aries: Run, yeet
Taurus: Walk
Gemini: Eh, walk
Cancer: Run
Leo: Run
Virgo: Walk, I'm too out of shape to do all this exercise
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Truth or Dare
HumorTruth or dare? The zodiacs are really in for it now! Read for funny chaos and non-stereotypical zodiacs.
