REMINDER: Aries is a girl and Virgo is a boy because of a previous dare
*Spriha teleports to the studio*
Spriha: Heyyyy
Zodiacs: Heyyyy
Spriha: I bet y'all know by now why I'm here *wink*
Sagittarius: TRUTH OR DAREEEE
Spriha: YEET
Aries, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Spriha: Omg lol. Soooo....today things are getting real again.
Scorpio: What do you mean...?
'What Do You Mean' by Justin Bieber starts to play through some speakers.
Zodiacs: o_O
Spriha: LOL TOTALLY WASN'T ME WHO PROGRAMMED THAT TO HAPPEN
Drea: WHAT DO YOU MEAN~
Spriha: *laughs* *shuts off the speakers* Okok, hear me out-
Zodiacs: *intent listening activated*
Spriha: Basically, since Virgo is a guy now...
Virgo: Wait what does THAT have to go with anything?
Spriha: Well, let's just say that one of the readers ships Taurgo a lot.
Taurus: Hold up. Isn't that...
Gemini: IT'S THE SHIP NAME FOR TAURUS AND VIRGO
Taurus, Virgo: .-.
Cancer: Didn't that happen last season though??
Spriha: Well yeah, but Taurus was a guy and Virgo was a girl. NOW the correct genders are there for Virgo being a guy and Taurus being a girl.
Taurus: Well so why is that important??
Spriha: Y'all have to get married uwu
Taurus, Virgo: WOT
Spriha: UWU
Other Zodiacs: LOLLLLLLL
Taurus, Virgo: .....
Spriha: Omg. Like don't get me wrong, I love Taurgo too, but this is just hilarious-
Taurus, Virgo: .....
Spriha: Okok *snaps*
The studio is once again a very beautiful wedding room. Now it is Virgo and Taurus who take their places in the aisles and walk towards each other. Surprisingly, unlike Cancer and Pisces when their wedding took place, these two manage to look enough 'in love' to pull it off.
Spriha: YAY I CAN BE THE....PREACHER OR PRIEST OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED NOW UWU
Drea: EEEEKKK ANOTHER SHIP IS HAPPENING!!!!!!
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Zodiac Truth or Dare
HumorTruth or dare? The zodiacs are really in for it now! Read for funny chaos and non-stereotypical zodiacs.