*Spriha teleports to Zodiac World*
Spriha: HI GUYS!!! LONG TIME NO SEE!!
Zodiacs: *hug Spriha* WE MISSED YOU!!
Spriha: I MISSED YOU TOO!!!!
Taurus: Do you have more truth or dares for us now??
Spriha: Yup!! And it's by my fellow member of Da Bomb 5-
*a door is kicked down and NBA runs into the room, holding a bloody knife and laughing like a serial killer*
Zodiacs: o_O
NBA: I'M BACK PEOPLE!!!
Spriha: Yup, NBA is here again for even more truth or dares!!
Pisces: Awesome!!!
Capricorn: Truths first, right?
Spriha: Like always!! First up is Aries!!
Aries: *looks at NBA's smirk and gulps*
NBA: Would you rather marry a zodiac or a body pillow?? >:)
Aries: A ZODIAC OBVIOUSLY!!! [inner thoughts- Why is she so obsessed with my pillow...I really shouldn't have said that as my crush]
NBA: *somehow reads Aries' mind* *starts plotting something*
Spriha: Okay anyway...now Taurus. Do you like playing truth or dare?
Taurus: Of course!! It's really fun and amazing!
NBA: And Gemini! How dirty-minded are you?
Gemini: Lol I'm actually barely dirty minded.
Everyone who believes in the Gemini stereotype: *gasp*
Gemini: -_-
Spriha: The next truth is for Cancer!
NBA: So, how's life in America? I don't know bout you but living in this corrupt hell hole isn't that bad *eats a ROM bar*
Cancer: America's actually really awesome!! I love it here!!!
NBA: Noice...and now Leo. Why did you break up with Virgo? *lenny face*
Leo: *turns pink* Uh...well uh... (Shoot Maria what am I supposed to say here??? XD)
Virgo: It didn't work out, okay? End of story.
Spriha: Okee then! And Virgo it's your turn now!
NBA: Do you have a pocket knife with you everyday? *whispers to Virgo* I have extras
Virgo: Well DUH I do! Self defense matters!
NBA and Spriha: Exactly. *high five Virgo*
The fire signs: *roll eyes*
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Zodiac Truth or Dare
HumorTruth or dare? The zodiacs are really in for it now! Read for funny chaos and non-stereotypical zodiacs.