"I just choked on my champagne,"
It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty?
A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depres...
Ignoring all the messages from your mom, you texted him. You didn't know why, but you felt like it would make you feel better. Minho was an option too, but you never texted him first. So Taehyung was your last resort.
me: Ayo waddup!
Taebae: Oh
Hi.
me: whats ma special hoe doing
Taebae: What do you think?
me: I d k
having a session with your ding ding dong?
Taebae: ...
Are you for real?
me: very much sweetie.
Taebae: Well, sorry to disappoint you
But I'm not having a session with my whatever.
me: why are you so shy?
it's like you're the virgin here!
Taebae: I'm not shy!!
I'm just...
Not used to talking like that
me: like what?
(¬‿¬)
Taebae: About ding ding dongs and stuff.
me:
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
me: can I adopt you?
please?
Taebae: I d k,
me: yeah me too
I mean who knows...
I might get tempted
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
and you might loose your virginity the second time
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Taebae: fT?
It's not possible to loose virginity the second time.
me: honey,
with me, everything is possible.
Taebae: Ah, whatever.
So tell me about your family.
me: tell me about yours
Taebae: Let's not talk about families.
me: good.
I have a suggestion.
Taebae: What?
me: lets have a baby!
Taebae: Here we go again.
me: no,
like,
let's get a pet.
It'll stay with you,
but shall be my child as well.
Taebae: ???
me: it helps,
a lot.
I was like really depressed few years ago
and then my older brother told me to adopt a pet
so I got myself a fish.
Taebae: I can totally imagine you with a goldfish,
me: it wasn't a goldfish though
it was a cheap black coloured I d k what kind of fish
but I loved it.
and I didn't flush it down the toilet.
I took it to Han and gave it a proper funeral.
what I'm trying to say is, it changed my life.
Taebae: So...
What do you wanna have for a baby?
me: omg are we really doing it?
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Taebae: Do you want me to change my mind?
me: no no wait
okay
um,
a puppy?
Taebae: Okay.
me: omg I can't believe I'm going to be a mom
yayyyy!
Taebae: Good night.
me: Good night my sweetie pie my didly dumpling I love you so much I am so excited like arrrhhhhhhhh
