unkown: Congrajulations!
You have won a special invitation to dinner with the famous singer/dancer Park Jimin!
Please confirm by replying "I love Park Jimin!"
Received :11: 10 pm
Friday, 11:30 pm
unknown: Reply soon or you'll loose this chance!
me: first of all, I don't even know any "famous" Park Jimin.
Second of all, what did I even do to win this dinner thingie?
I don't remember entering any contest?
unknown: uh...
I'll get to you in a minute.
Friday, 11:43 pm
unknown: Do you want it or not?
There are girls out there who'd do anything to have Park Jimin look their way!
me: Can I sell this thing to one of those girls?
How much do you think they'll pay me?
unknown: 🤨
me: look, if you are a scammer,
let me save your time by telling you that
I'm totally
completely
100% broke.
me: You can give me a loan though,
I'll pay it back without interest in like eight years or something.
No, you can't sell my organs if I fail to pay you back.
Instead you can take my father's clinic.
unknown: 🤦🏻♂️
me: yeah I'd be disappointed too
if I were you
unknown: do you really
like
don't know me?
me: um...
no?
unknown:
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Oh damn, he hot. But having an aggressive chat with your brother had put you in offensive mood.
me: Gawd jeez
what's the deal with all that eyeliner?
ParkJiminthefamousone: I'm a celebrity?
a normal girl would notice my jawline though 😑
me:
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me: now let's get to business
where did you get my number?
ParkJiminthefamousone: uh...
can we not talk about that?🤐
because...
it was wrong.
me: ???
ParkJiminthefamousone: what I did
but
I just couldn't control myself.
me: what do you want
ParkJiminthefamousone: I wanna know more about you
I wanna be friends.
me: famous people aren't my thing
bye
ParkJiminthefamousone: can I get nudes though?
I'll send you mine 😸
me:
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ParkJiminthefamousone: but you're...
doing it.
with him??
And that's how you blocked a famous Park Jimin.
A/N:
I know this is confusing but it will get clear in the coming chapters so please bear with me :)
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