Saturday, 2:00am
Yeontanxappa: Hey
Helllooooo?
You there?
me: I'm not talking to you
Yeontanxappa: You're texting me
I know
me: I don't wanna text you either
Yeontanxappa: ???
me: you treat me like...
like I'm an option
me: like t.v!
you know?
switching me on ONLY when you're bored!
Yeontanxappa: That's...
not true,
me: then why do you always leave me like that?
Yeontanxappa: I just...
am that way.
me: I AM ANGRY
Yeontanxappa: Oh no!
🙈
me: and you know what happens when I'm angry?
Yeontanxappa: What?
me: I BECOME HORNY!
Yeontanxappa: Wait
Aren't you horny all the time?
me: 😡
Yeontanxappa: Awww
Someone's mad at me!
🤗
me: WELL
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
Yeontanxappa: About you being horny?
I could do something about that
but the physical distance between us makes it impossible so...
🤷🏻♂️
1) Close all the windows,
2) Cover your face with a pillow
3) Scream
me: about me being mad at you!
Yeontanxappa: What?
me: I d k
Yeontanxappa: What makes you feel better?
me: food
Yeontanxappa: So do you wanna meet up?
I'll treat you to whatever you wanna eat?
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Reply Me Not || Taehyung x Reader
Fanfiction"I just choked on my champagne," It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty? A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depres...