"I just choked on my champagne,"
It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty?
A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depres...
You were desperately trying to cram your chemistry notes when you felt your phone vibrate. You instantly reached for it, expecting a message from Taehyung but...
Sunday, 11:15 pm
Sadist: Hey cupcake
me: the person you are trying to reach has died
please try never.
Sadist: How was ur date?
😉
me: none of your concern
Sadist: Come on
You know you wanna tell me
me: why did I ever text u
🤦🏻♀️
Sadist: Because you want me
😉
me: you wish
Sadist: I do
me: 🙄
We had fun.
And thanks for suggesting the saxophone
Sadist: See?
You need me for things
So what did you wear?
me: clothes
Sadist: Why are you so distant towards me?
me: cause you took a sample of my pasta
Sadist: ???
me: It's a song
a very catchy one.
Sadist: You sure know how to dodge questions!
me: look Jimin
I'm on the edge, okay?
I feel like I'm going to fall any second
Sadist: Now where is this coming from??
me: I have fallen in love with that man head over heels
and it freakin' hurts because
every second I fear loosing him
me: and you...
if I had not met him that day,
on our first date...
me: maybe I wouldn't have fallen so deep.
but that's not my point.
my point is,
you give me a feeling that
me: you'll end it for me before I do something that ends it
or before he would want to end it
and I don't like it.
Sadist: whoa whoa whoa girl
stop spamming me!
me: you needed that
so, tell me
am I wrong?
Sadist: All in good time darling
me: wow
you're not even denying it...
Sadist: How about I take you out
And you get to know me better?
Maybe then you won't hate me so much?
me:
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Sadist: Come on, that's like the third time I'm asking you
me: and it's like the 999th time I'm rejecting you
Sadist: I'm picking you up tomorrow
School or work?
You choose.
me: no
please no
I've been embarrassed enough already at school
they think I'm a gold digger or something
me: if you pick me up from school
they'll think I'm a two timing bitch
Taehyung will get to know too
you don't want that right?
Sadist: Then work it is
me: no
plj no
noooo
you hear me?
But he didn't reply.
He really was going to take you out and you didn't like the idea of it one bit!
A/N:
I'm sorry this chapter was a bit crappy, 😭😭 I promise I'll update a better one in the next 48 hours when cramps leave me alone.
P.S: For those who still have no idea what "a sample of my pasta is", you're missing some good shit in life! For those who do, tell me what your reaction was!! I'm so curious!
