me: HELPEU
Chimin: Heyyyyyyyyy
me: i need to discuss something with u
Chimin: I'm all ears 🍆🍆🍆
me: that's ...
Not the ears...
Chimin: Okay don't you dare tell me which one to use
I can use whichever I want
😤
me: ...
I was just saying!
Chimin: Really?
You wanna do this?
To a tired and stressed and horny man?
me: ???
me: wtf even?
Chimin: 🙄🙄🙄
So what do you want HELPEU with?
me: Taehyung's birthday is around the corner🥳🥳🥳
And I wanna do something special for him 🥰
Chimin: That's pretty simple.
me: book a hotel room and bang?
Chimin: wtf?
No
Look
Don't do that!!!
Chimin: He'll think you're too easy
Look
He's gonna loose interest in you if you have sex with him right away
Plus you don't have any experience
me: Whoa whoa whoa
Hold up!
I was just referring to what you once told me to do to make my date with him special
Chimin: ...
Yeah but it was different that time
Oh dear Lord, here he goes again!
me: Okay
No.
Chimin: What is it so special about him anyway?
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Reply Me Not || Taehyung x Reader
Fanfiction"I just choked on my champagne," It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty? A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depres...