"I just choked on my champagne,"
It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty?
A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depres...
You sighed. Your annoying older brother Minho wouldn't leave you alone.
me: Fvcker!
Squidward: Guess who's out living his dream?
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Squidward: and who's stuck back home with mum and dad?
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me: Ehhh
Taking selfies with a three year old is your dream
smh
and
I'm not "home" you dumbass.
Squidward: He's not three!!
I'm out making great music
and
wait...
you're still not home?
me: are you?
no!
so why should I go back to that hell hole?
Squidward: it's not that bad there though
me: says the guy who escaped while still in his diapers!
You knew how strict our parents are and
what they would put me through while you're gone
but you still chose to leave.
hateful ugly moron!
Squidward: I'm older than you
show some respect you little twit!
me: come home and earn it!
Squidward: I can't I'm on my way to stardom
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
me: and I'm on my way to become a great writer!
Squidward: Nobody is gonna read your shit so why bother😂😂😂
me:
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me: that's like the dumbest thing I've ever heard
but that's what a dumb person does
saying dumb things.
And nobody likes your music either
(ᵔᴥᵔ)
Squidward: ಠ╭╮ಠ
I hate you!
me: me too!
Squidward: you're an ugly cow.
no one wants you.
me: you're a wrinkled old potato!
you don't even have a girlfriend.
Squidward: are you still chasing Hoseok?
😂
me: actually
Lie Time!
me: I got myself a boyfriend
(ᵔᴥᵔ)
Squidward: as if someone would date you
😂😂😂
me: I am dating
(っ˘ڡ˘ς)
Squidward: What's his name?
pillow?
comforter?
blanket?
a text book of biology?
You couldn't think of a name because he knew almost everyone from your school so you typed whatever came to your mind at that moment.
me: Kim Taehyung
That's his name.
Squidward: bahahahahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rofl
you're getting delusional day by day
did you hit your head somewhere?
me: what?
Squidward: its okay sometimes little girls start fantasising things that aren't real and start thinking they ARE real
me: what are you on about dude?
Squidward: see yah bitch
me: I hope not
Squidward: bitch
me: fvker.
No matter how rude you two got to each other, you loved him because he was the only one who always had your back. You wouldn't give him for the world, but there was no need to tell him that, right?
A/N:
What's your fav emoji/ meme?
Comment and I'll try to use them in the coming chapters!
