me: dfsgv jfyydmhdmfgh
Sexypsycho: What now
me: I asked Taehyung on a date
Sexypsycho: And?
me: and I d k what to do
Tell me
what does he like?
Sexypsycho: Orchestras
Operas
Gucci
Everything you can't afford 😂
me: fuck you
I was planning something fun for him
like you know street food tour
me: or theme park
but he doesn't like crowds
what should I do
Sexypsycho: Book a hotel room and bang
me: you dont understand!
I want it to be special
Sexypsycho: What can be more special than having your cherry popped 👉🏻👌🏻
me:
me: you know what
I'm just going to block you
again
Sexypsycho: You know you need me cupcake 😏
me: I hate you so much
Sexypsycho: Fuck with me anytime babe
me: ugghh you're such a dick
Sexypsycho: The question is, do you want it?
me: I d k why am I still talking to you
Sexypsycho: How about we meet up and discuss this important matter?
me: no way in hell
Sexypsycho: I'll pick you up from your school
Where is it?
me: it's in hell
so make sure to go there!!
Sexypsycho: Uhhh
I've a busy schedule lets talk another time
me: Please tend to your schedule
I'll try not to pass away without you 🙄
Sexypsycho: You're funny 😂
I like you.
me: I don't like you tho
Sexypsycho: 😂
Ttyl Sweetie 😘
me: unless it's about how I make Taehyung happy on a date
don't bother.
Bye
A/N:
I'm sorry I'm updating short chapters but I'm trying to update everyday.
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