Thursday, 10:50 pm
Squidward: Bitch!
me: fvcker!
Squidward: Guess the good news!
me: they're sending you off to Saturn on an experiment for good?
Squidward: ಠ_ಠ
me: you got a plastic surgery and now you look even uglier?
Squidward: Why would that be good news?
me: I d k I'll be able to make fun of you more
and you'll finally accept that you're not half as attractive as I am
Squidward: at least I won't be fat like you
me: excuse me?
You look like a freakin' mammoth when standing next to me!
Squidward: That's because you're short
😂😂😂
me: I'm better than you overall
Even your friends think I'm hot.
😒
Squidward:omg hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
you are as delusional as the last time I left
probably still dating Kim Taehyung in your head
me: what about that huh?
Squidward: Who do you plan to date next?
Christiano Ronaldo?
Mark Zuckerburg?
You got a text just then from an unknown number but you ignored it since you had a battle going on at hand. You texted your brother instead.
me: ???
Squidward: Anyway so the good news is...
I'M COMING OVER TO STAY WITH YOU!
me: oh no no no
no
hell to the no to the no no no
Squidward: I know you can't wait
but it's just a few days here in Bangkok and then I'll come over
to meet my uglyass shithead sister!
me:
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me: I don't have any room for dumbos here
I'm already sharing with a cockroach headed cricket.
Squidward: We'll manage.
me: go to mom and dad's place
Squidward: Yeah so they can tie me up and
next thing I know
I'll be in dad's clinic
putting down rabid dogs!
me: don't you have like a dorm or something?
Squidward: I do,
but I just want to stay in a shithole for a change.
"Hmm, is it that hard to tell your sister that you miss her, and wanna stay with her?" you thought. But you knew he would never say that.
Squidward: So if you don't mind,
or even if you do,
I'm coming over to stay with you.
me: fine!
But as I said I don't have any extra room over here
So you can share the toilet with the cockroach-headed-cricket!
THAT'S WHERE YOU'D BE SLEEPING!
Squidward: I bet that cockroach headed cricket is prettier than you
and the toilet smells better than you.
me: you're welcome to both of them
you can date it and get Minho-headed-cockroach-crickets kids.
Squidward:
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Squidward: They'll be better than your kids with Kim Taehyung
because they won't be imaginary.
😂😂😂 😂😂😂
me:
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Squidward: Anyway,
I got practice
I've got better things to do than have imaginary dates with imaginary boyfriends.
me: I hate you!
Squidward: same here,
bitch!
me: fvcker!
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Reply Me Not || Taehyung x Reader
Fanfiction"I just choked on my champagne," It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty? A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depres...
