No one can love me more than my dog
'but what about-'
'No.'
'But-'
'nO.'
'But Jesus-'
'Does jEsus cuddle with me?? Does Jesus know when I'm upset and will then crawl onto my fAce until I notice him?? This is a bad analogy but-'
Kms
I just love my dog
Like who needs a significant other when I have a dog
Hahah am I relatable yet
*cringe* hnng I don't know what I'm doing?? Stars are super big?? My fingers hurt???
Peter Parker is so amazing
????
YES
I'm just gonna go watch a pirated marvel movie
Or pirates of the Caribbean
Whichever I find first
Ilovemydog
YOU ARE READING
Honey
PoetryHaha guess what this was gonna be a serious thing but like most things in my life- Self sabotage took over Aka this is a big ol' 'book' of shitposts and small moments of mini mental breakdowns Enter at yer own risks kiddos
