Wrong Number // Kim Namjoon x reader

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Litty Titties

Yoongay: y/n when are you coming back to hang out?

Namhoe: hes tryna fucc

Y/n: idk and Namjoon dont be such a Bee 🐝

Namhoe: am I aupposedmto be offended?

Taesty: HAIIIII

Jiminiepabo: shut up guys im trying to get Hobi to sleep. Its his nap time.

Y/n: turn off notifications or silence your phone. Its not that hard.

Namhoe: thats what she said

Taesty: I dont get it. What did she say? Whos she?

Yoongay: dumbass

Y/n: *chokes*

Namhoe: *-on my dicc*

Taesty: whats a dicc

Yoongay: your weenie

Taesty: my weenie?

Y/n: yep

Taesty: oh

Namhoe: ...

Yoongay: ANYWAYS im assuming Jimin turned off notifications.

Y/n: or hes lurking

Namhoe: no hes with Hobi I hear Hobi saying "Daddy I dont wanna sleep" and Jimin says "Dont make me get the belt."

Y/n: oof

Yoongay: namjoon hows that girl youve been texting?

Namhoe: she doesnt respond until night. Im assuming she has a job.

Y/n: she probably does.

Yoongay: im laughing sksksksks

Y/n: shut up gay boi

Namhoe: whats funny

Yoongay: how dumb you are.

Namhoe: im not dumb

Yoongay: youre blind.

Namhoe: thats why I have glasses.

Yoongay: you barely wear them.

Y/n: im imagining Namjoon in glasses and its hot

Yoongay: dont encourage him.

Namhoe: well thank you y/n

Y/n: np
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ead by Taesty, Yoongay, and Namhoe