Wrong Number // Kim Namjoon x reader

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I stayed up all night thinking of ways I could help Yoongi with his feelings.

I look at my phone its currently 11:56 am. How can I help Yoongi with his Jimin situation? I sigh and lay back down. I have one ideA but im not sure if hes down for it. Nah hes probably not. Im sure he can be selfish at times so maybe he wouldnt approve of my idea.. I feel Yoongi stir in his sleep, I turn and look at him. Still asleep. I look at the roof. I hate knowing Yoongi is hurting everytime he sees Jimin.

Yoongi suddenly sits up. I get startled and look at him. Hes rubbing his eyes. Why cant he be straight? He would be perfect for my friend. Then we could go on double dates. Her and yoongi, and Namjoon and I. I sigh stuck in my thoughts when suddenly yoongi smacks me.

I look at him "What did u smack me you phat hoe?"

He tilts his head "Phat hoe? You werent listening to me. You looked deep in thought."

I smirk "I was deep in your mom. IM SORRY YOONGI DONT KILL ME!"

he chuckles "What ever made you think I would kill you?"

I shrug  "Youre just that type."

He nods "Youre right..."

I nod aswell "I know."

He slightly smiles.

I remember my idea. I might as well tell him right? He could accept it.

"Hey Yoongi... I have an idea of how you and Jimin can be together.."

He looks at me "How?"

I chuckle "Well.. you could try to do a love triangle with them.."

He looks at me and sighs "I guess. Its obvious that Jimin wouldnt dump Hoseok for me and Hoseok is good too. He also give good head."

I choke "I didnt need to know that!"

He laughs and then checks his phone. He then looks at me.

"What?"

He simply replys with "Namjoon is coming over."

Great. My annoying crush man thing is coming over. He better not be extra again or I swear to god-

"Y/N, STOP DAYDREAMING!"

short chapter im sorry im a horrible writer.