The Doctor and Kat [5]

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Kat collapsed onto the couch, curling up into a ball.
The Doctor walked in and immediately opened the fridge. "Fish fingers and custard are still awesome..." He took a bite and spit it out in disgust.
Kat shot up from her position and stared at him in horror over the couch. Lila was staring at him from the doorway, midstep.
"This tastes like bloody horse crap!"
Kat frowned. "Gimme it!" She hopped the couch and snatched the bowl from his hands, cradling it.
"I guess it's time for something new... What do you think about... CHEESE AND BANANAS! MELTED CHEESE AND BANANAS!" He ran to the fridge again and began preparation.
"Bleh!" Kat stuck her tongue out in disgust, carrying the bow to the living room and curling into a ball.
The Doctor moaned as he bit into the food.
Lila arched her eyebrows at him. "What even..."
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The Doctor woke up with his head stuck in a bowl of melted cheese, banana covering his hand.
Lila walked in, shaking her head at the sight. "Hey, um, good morning. So, there's...a um... a thing that kinda happened... Kat's sick."
"Sick as in AWESOME!"
"No, sick as in ill."
"Ill with IGNORANCE!"
"No. Not at all. Aren't you describing yourself though?"
He glared at her. "I thought I was describing you." He angrily wiped melted cheese off his face with the banana and ate it.
"Kat's sick." She said again, leaving the room and coming back with Kat.
"Indeed! I am sick!" Kat coughed, a blanket covering her face.
"I hope you get well soon, but I'll be going now. I'll come back in a bit. Bye!" He waltzed into the T.A.R.D.I.S. and left.
"He's very easy to fool, huh?" Kat asked, taking the blanket off her head and laughing. "Sick my arse."
Lila laughed along.
"Small me thought you were hot, so does old me!" Kat hummed. "I'm bored..."
"You're always bored."
"Exactly."
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"Father!" Kat screamed, jumping into the T.A.R.D.I.S.
"What do you want?" he asked in agitation. He was standing by the wall.
"Adventure. Now. Let's go. Cough, cough." She faked a cough.
"Go get ready for a while, not now."
"Why not now?"
"I don't feel like now."
"Why not?"
"I just don't."
"What are you doing?"
"Stuff."
"What are you doinggggg?" She asked, frowning.
"I'm doing stuff. Go talk to your girlfriend or something."
"I broke up with her."
"No you did not you liar. I've seen you making googly eyes at her for the past however long she's been here!"
"Did too! She's gone."
"Doubt it," He stated with entitlement.
"I broke up with her. She left. The end."
"Liar," he sang.
Kat smiled. "What if I married Lila?"
"Then she'd forever have to live with the fact that her father-in-law eats nacho bananas."
"That'd be fun... What if I already did?"
"Then she'd regretting her life choices," he joked.
Kat scowled. "Well sucks for her then. She's stuck with me. Bonded over whatever marriage crap is."
"Lovely. Actually, I was thinking about how the Terratikans were doing. You want to go visit them?"
"I wanna get married."
"I thought you said you were already married. Bonded over marriage crap."
"Do you actually listen to what I say?"
"Yes, I just pretend not to."
"Well, good, so you know I'm not married yet. Let's go to terra-whatever-the-heck-it's-called. I have this plan I need to pursue."
"Cool."