Randomness 2. The sequel no one wanted.

Alcohol Storytimes

Yup. You read that right. I have a story about alcohol. 2 stories actually. Also, that up there ^^ is just random but let me know what you are. I got princess!

The first one happened when I was 3. (Don't freak out, just read the story 😂) I was with my family on this ship for some reason (I don't remember why) and the cruise director was asking questions like "Who had their margaritas last night." So he asked "Who started their day with a margarita?" And me, being a little 3 yr old, was taught to raise my hand. You see where I'm going with this, right?

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So here's the second one. This happened last year. Because of the last story, my fam makes jokes about me being an alcoholic 😂. My parents and I were at a restaurant. Sometimes when we go out to eat, I joke around and ask things like "What should I get, *insert an alcoholic concoction* or *insert another alcoholic concoction*?" And everything's all hunky-dory, it's just funny. So the wait comes to get our drink orders and, AS A JOKE, I order an alcoholic drink. My parents just laughed and the waiter keep asking questions like "Do you want it on the rocks?" And I keep answering them, cuz I thought he was going along with the joke. He's about to leave, and I say "Nevermind, I want a Dr Pepper." And he's just like "You also want a Dr Pepper?" THE REASON WHY HE THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS IS BECAUSE APPARENTLY, IN TEXAS, IF YOUR GUARDIANS ARE THERE AND GIVE CONSENT, A MINOR CAN ORDER AN ALCOHOLIC DRINK!

I DON'T COMPLETELY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT