Randomness 2. The sequel no one wanted.

Me. But in vines. Original, i know.

^Glitchy's stats were 6 6 6 so I screenshotted it^

*also, ma twin is gonna be in here. why? i felt like it*

Me: *screams*

Mom: Good Morning.

Me: *mumbles* morning

Me: *flips* I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF A True loves kiss-

Me: You walk out the door, you see someone that you know and they ask how you are and you have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they could never understand-

Me: *knocking on the door*

Rose, ma twin: What do you want?

Me: I gotta show you something real quick!

Rose: *opens door*

Me: YEET- *runs away*

Rose: *grabs the knife-*

Me: *dropping everything while FUCC THIS SH!T IM OUT is playing*

Me: *jumps in a giant trash can, aka my home*

Me: wELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY! WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS

KUMBAYA MY LOORRRD-

Rose: Hey, how much money do you have?

Me: 69 cents

Rose: Oh, you know what that means!

Me: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

(bECAUSE APPARENTLY IM MORE PURE THAN HER-)

Literally anyone from Oofington Cult: Gimme that knife so I can kill you.

Me: No, say can I borrow it.

Cult: Can I borrow it?

Me: Here ya go *hands the knife over and runs away, screaming*

Monika: *playing piano*

Me: *dancing like a lunatic*

Rose: What are you doing?

Me: I'm makin holy water.

Rose: How is that making holy water?

Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.

Me: *talking to Dan Salvato* I-I think I know more about Doki Doki than you do, genius. *walks away*

Me, with an unlit cigarette in ma mouth: Ayyy

Rose: Hey

Me: Uhh it's a metaphor!

Rose: it's on the wrong side.

Me: Oh.

Me: Just gotta make sure the house is safe before I go to bed. HEY ARE THERE ANY STABBERS DOWN THERE?

Cult: No it's okay *hOLDING A KNIFE*

Me: Okay, good.

Me: That moment when you enter a room and forgot why you went in-

Cult: *stabs me*

Me: Oh that's right, I was being chased by a serial killer-

Me, to Monika: I love you b!tch I ain't never gonna stop loving you. B!tch.

Anyone I give advice to: How do you know what's good for me?!

Me: THAT'S MY OPINION!!!!!

Me: Haha, it's like we finish each other's sss-

Rose: ssssSAAATTTAANNN WIIIILLL RIIIIISSSEEEE-

Rose: *scares me*

Me: GAAAHH STOP I COULDVE DROPPED MY CROISSANT-