The Book of Sobi

✔🔍{Xist's KPOP Quotes}🔍✔

I haven't brought up much about this man, but I think I should let you guys know what he thinks and says about KPOP. Enjoy, I guess?

<xist arguing with my friends>

kenneth: yoongi's a bottom!

xist: and jimin's 6'3

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xist: i literally cannot keep up with seventeen, just like how i couldn't keep up with my grades.

me: lol what?

xist: i CaN't eVeN kEeP uP wItH tHe KaRdAsHiAnS,, wHaT mAkEs YoU tHiNk i CAn kEeP uP wItH mY gRaDeS?!

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<me and xist at a restaurant>

waitress: now, here's your drinks! so, what would you like to eat?

xist: hoseok-- SHIt, nO i diDnt--!

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me: if you saw bts, what would you do?

xist: trick question

me: ??

xist: because i AM BTS

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xist: i find it so funny when people tell me im composed about kpop especially since i've been screaming 'yoongs' inside my head since the 4th grade

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<xist coming into the art studio>

xist: hey, how's everyone doin

friends: writing got7 smut, being gay and sinning

xist: so the usual, i see

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xist: girls don't understand the trouble with the hair we have

me: what you mean?

xist: their hair is long and/or short yet there are men who don't even have it

me:

xist: nah, those types of men are special tho. they got invisible hair :3

(Not about kpop but hey, why not?)

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xist: i already know what jeonghan thinks when he goes to sleep at night

xist: "god,, being a fabulous king is exhausting."

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xist: i feel bad, you know why?

xist: because everyone is saying how bts never had a downgrade, like--?

xist: i had my downgrade at birth

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xist: the truth is: i don't care who bottoms in sope(sometimes)

xist: but i know this: neko & hobi CERTAINLY belongs under me

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xist: im still a loyal Christian, too

xist: i still can't believe jungkook is religious,, jeez i thought they were all(besides Namjoon) were all something else

(He wasn't joking in this one, that's what he heard)

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xist: hey neko

me: what?

xist: you the jjk and thyg like fortfite?

me: you.. you mean fortnite?

xist: isn't that what i said?

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xist: *spamming the shit out of my phone at 2am*

me: *wakes up and checks phone*

me: what the f--

phone: