Italics- Mia
Bold- Jay
It's a pretty nice day out if I do say so myself. Nice and sunny, warm and breezy and just a perfectly good day to be inside and be a hermit crab. So now here I am, crawling from my fuzzy carpet that I once sat on to my black chair that was set in front of my wood desk. Feeling the boredom set into me, I pulled out my phone and sent a text to Jay.
Heyyy
Hii
I'm craving brownies rn
Then make some
I would.. but I'm not exactly the best cook out there
You bake brownies dummy, you don't cook them
Oh right, well I'm not the best baker out there either
Lucky for you, I am
You'll make me some??
No
WHY YOU GET MY HOPES UP LIKE THAT?
Cuz I'm a good friend..?
NO, NO YOURE NOT
Alright alright, I'm sorryyyy
Nope, I want a heartfelt apology right now
Oh your majesty, I am soooo sorry that you suck at cooking and baking
If you were here right now, I'd slap you soooo hard
KiNkY ;)
OMG JAY I HATE YOU BAHAHA
Nah, ya love me
Mhmmm, you keep thinking that
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Uh.. hold on lemme go get one
Seriously?
I got up from my black rolley chair and ran down the stairs. Quickly picking up a tootsie pop with a red wrapper, I ran back up to my room. Settling back into my leather chair, I propped my feet up onto my desk.
Ok I got one
You didn't
Oh but I did
You're weird
You're weirder
No u
NO U
Oh boy, we're not doing this again
Pft doing what?
That thing where we go back and forth saying no u and then you give up
Hey, I don't give up!!
Uh yes you do
Do not
Do to
Do not!
Do to!
Shut up
See, you just gave up now
...
I hate you
Aww, feeling the love Mia, I'm feeling the love <3

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The Blue Jay
Humor"Mia reply to my texts, I'm boreddd." "Ugh what, you annoying child?" "Hey, I'm literally older than you." "Certainly don't act like it." "Shut up." "Not like I wanted to talk to you anyways :)" --------- In which a once close friend who now rema...