Catfish (being revised for mistakes)

Slipnot

"So we just going to pretend you wasn't fuxking Ski ?" I said pouring me a cup of coffee.

Angie looked at me grinning like a crazy person.

"Well listen it wasn't supposed to happen like that but Home boy is fine and I couldn't resist" she kept smiling.

"Damn ok I see you he is fine tho"

"I know you and ya boi got it pop'n" she said putting jelly on her toast.

"Actually we didn't and I think that nigxa got a chick"

"What make you say that?" She asked

"Well I went to get something to drink and I over heard, well I walked in on his conversation when he was on the phone"

"Ohh, Well did he sound like it was his girl?"

"Yes and no"

"Elaborate jay" she rolled her eyes

"Well she sounded like she found out I was there but she couldn't say much cause he told her like we not together blah blah" I shrugged

"That nigxa got a psycho ex on his hands, that's a good thing and a bad thing " she said smiling.

"That's so confusing" I shook my head

"Well it's a good thing cause that lets you know he takes care of his women, he got good pipe or both" she said smiling again

"What does that have to do with me?"

"Well if y'all date which you will". "No we won't" i interjected.
"Bitch shut tha fuxk up you will, any damn ways it's bad for you cause his bitches can't move on so you might have problems, good for you cause you get that good zaddy dixk and will be just as psycho as the other girls. either way you gotta be smart how you move with him" she said as matter of fact.

"And you know this how?"

"Because I fuxked a nigxa like him and I'm now that thot ass nigxa baby momma" she said rolling her eyes.

"I see makes sense And thank you" I said sipping my coffee
"For what?"

"Calling him and going with me to see him" I said smiling
"Well your my girl and I'd be damn if a nigxa gon think you not who you say you Are and then not hear you out " she said laughing. " so what he say when he saw you? Cause bitch I want all the tea hoe"

"He actually was dm'n me when I got there then we FaceTime each other and I showed him where I was and he came outside. He's so freaking sweet like oh my god I think and ima be honest I would've gave him sum he's so got damn smooth bitch" I smiled

"Girl he was on you I did notice that ski did too, what do you want to happen between you guys tho?"

"To be honest"
"No bitch lie to me, tha fuxk be honest" she said laughing
"I don't want to ruin what we have even tho I lokey would risk it all " I said laughing.

"Bitch risk it he look like a freak" she said

"You're fuxking insane where is my fuxking friend this bitch get some dixk and lost ya damn mind"

"Yass" we both said in unison high five'n each other laughing

"Yass bitch you don't understand" she smiled. "When the last time you had sex?" She asked I set there thinking 🤔

"Bitch if you thinking then it's been too long you practically a damn virgin" she added.

We set there talking the rest of the morning about last night and what we was going to do later that day. my phone lit up and it was Jah texting me.