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I feel the need to put one of these in. I'll get an actual chapter. This bonus chapter is:
Bethany and Facebook.
Enjoy!
Bethany Rose has updated her status:
I just finished one of my weird quest things. I ended up in a lake where the creatures were trying to get this guy to kiss a girl by singing. Whenever the people got emotional or something, they decided to burst into song.
Percy Jackson, Poseidon, Triton, and 67 others like this
Comments:
Percy Jackson: This sounds like a scene from ‘The Little Mermaid’! I love that movie!
Poseidon: It is a scene from The Little mermaid. *beams with pride at Percy Jackson*
Bethany Rose: Don’t compare it to anything! It was serious. I had to save prince Eric and Ariel from these two eels that knocked over their boat. Then I had to go on this big quest to find Ariel’s voice that had been stolen by this weird dude... well dudette called Ursula. What’s ‘The Little Mermaid’, anyways?
Percy Jackson: 0:
Poseidon: 0:
Amphitrite: O. M. G.!!!!!!!!!
Triton: You met Ariel! You actually met Ariel!
Bob the Fish: Did you get me Sebastian’s phone number?
Lucy the Starfish: Don’t worry about Bob. My idiotic brother-in-law has this strange crush on Sebastian.
Sebastian: . . . no
Poseidon: Bethany! You don’t know ‘The Little Mermaid!’ You got to live through it!
Percy Jackson: I suddenly want to steal your time travel thing. It’s sooo awesome.
Bethany Rose: Um... You don’t want my time travel thing, it confuses and scares the Hades out of me. Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on?
Hades: You called?
Annabeth: Bethany... Um, you seem to have stepped inside a Disney movie called the ‘Little Mermaid’, which is something anyone related to Poseidon obsessively fan girls over.
Poseidon: We do not!
Percy Jackson: We do not!
Athena: Like father, like son. And daughter, but not in this scenario.
Hades: You do. Admit it, Poseidon. If you had a theme song, it would be ‘Under the Sea.’
Bethany Rose: Okay Annabeth. I got the movie part, but what in the name of Apollo’s sacred cows is Disney?
Apollo’s sacred cows: *Blushes* Mooooooooooo
Apollo: Hey!
Silena Beauregard: I wouldn’t bother. She’s not going to be able to read your comments for a while.
Selene Howard: What in Merlin’s beard is going on over there?
Charles Beckendorf: Your friend doesn’t know what Disney is. Her brother is probably digging out every single Disney movie he owns. You can guess the rest.
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Catching Water (Discontinued, rewrite in progress)
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