Adopted By Andrew Rannells

Before the andy (the reprise of the reprise's reprise)

Omg I'm so excited, I'm right now being asked questions. After this they will look for potential family offers!! Aka my favorite two time tony nominated star. I made sure to answer as sweetly as I could and a little bit sad because my parents just died Owo, but I gave up shortly since it was a lot of hard work crying over something you wanted to happen. People kept coming up to me asking me to remember the good parts of life not the bad and to stick with whoever chooses to adopt me. Like I'm going to run away from my two time tony nominated broadway star, some people smh. When this one lady came out she sat me down and started speaking softly, "I can not guarantee a home in the first week or so, I can have you stay in a temporary house until you can have your first interview." I nodded, "Oh-okay..." I was mad because I excepted Andrew to bust through the ceiling but hE DIDNT god it must be my mom from the grave trying to ruin my life. So I took my suitcase full of one outfit (the Wining over Andrew outfit) and was escorted to the foster house. It was full of four other girls all there for way longer then I had been. So of course I had to set dominance and show that none of them would be adopted by Andrew. So I set to T-posing over each and every one of the girls bed that night while they couldn't sleep due to the nightmarish shadow of me standing over. I'm not gonna go too detailed into them because since they aren't Andrew Rannells they aren't gonna be talked about. But this one girl named Macy sucks. I hate Macy, I hope she burns in hell like my mom because MACY IS A THOT WHO BRAGS ABOUT SEEING HAMILTON BUT NOT ALL OF US HAVE INFINITE ACCESS TO NEW YORK LIKE YOU MACY NICOLE JAMES WHO CAN GO DIE. ALSO ON THE NOTE OF PEOPLE I HATE IS MACY'S BEST FRIEND NATALIE AUBURN, SHE SUCKS BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS LAUGHS WHEN I STUTTER IN MATH BECAUSE IM SORRY IF YOU CANT GET THE PROBLEM INSTANTLY SOLVED WHY YOU GOT TO LAUGH I JUST WANNA TELL YOU TO-
Well Anyway, now comes the part of the story that gets a little bit sad. I tried to call up Satan but I couldn't get direct access since I left my Andrew cardboard cutout at home. So I curled up in a little ball under my covers whispering the entire script to Book of Mormon. It helped me sleep at night, due to how great it was. I fell asleep around me whispering man up due to the amount of energy it took to do all of them at once. So I slebbbbb and dreamed that I was being adopted by the two time tony nominated star Andrew Rannells. Duh what else am I supposed to dream of?? Seeing my family again?? Lol nah m8